Which cartoon babe would you marry?
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Those crazy Japanese:
"Japanese man petitions to marry comic-book character"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081030/od_afp/japancartoonmarriageoffbeat_081030061822
but seriously, I would totally marry either:
Kanu from Ikki Tousen:
Tsuruya from the Haruhi anime:
I shall leave the Baroness as my mistress as I can only assume she would make a terrible wife.
Who would you guys marry?
"Japanese man petitions to marry comic-book character"
http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20081030/od_afp/japancartoonmarriageoffbeat_081030061822
but seriously, I would totally marry either:
Kanu from Ikki Tousen:
Tsuruya from the Haruhi anime:
I shall leave the Baroness as my mistress as I can only assume she would make a terrible wife.
Who would you guys marry?
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here is the pole I am clearly not touching it with.
o_o
GFW covered a website that had a certificate or some shit you could fill out that would let you marry Sonic characters, or other bullshit from Nintendo. Dramatic reacting of forum posts happens at 3:05.
Rayne from Bloodrayne
Pros: Fellow nightowl.
Cons: Uwe Boll killed off her cool factor. TWICE!. Cannot bathe, due to not being able to touch water.
Selene from Underworld
Pros: Fellow nightowl.
Cons: Lacks commitment. 2 Shags and she's out of there.
Reiko or Dixie from Rumble Roses
Pros: They share my love for pro wrestling.
Cons: Can kick my ass! Possible enlarged clits from supplement abuse.
Princess Peach from Mario Series.
Pros: Likes short and fat men.
Cons: Has been revealed to actually be a short fat man in disguise on youtube.
Illyria from Angel
Pros: Ancient goddess that can destroy everything on a whim.
Cons: Ancient goddess that can destroy everything on a whim.
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Pros: Nice moves... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zD2XK1jIUM
Cons: Too much plastic surgery, now looks like this... I think she has the same type of prosthetic nose as Michael Jackson.
I'm outta gas...
edit: The people above me are no fun.
im a legs man.
:::drool:::
Seriously though, Princess Peach would be a good one. Just to see the look on Mario's face...
mmm... those square feet...
That's a slippery slope, and I'm not going down it.
Now, if the question was, "What animated / illustrated female would I want to have sex with?" That's an entirely different matter.
I know ms. pacman loves to eat fruit, and I share this love. I would make her fruit smoothies every morning!
I know that ms. pacman is capable of love because of her 8bit hearts that blink around her during cut scenes.
I know she is interested in kids because she had a baby with regular pacman as seen in the 3rd chapter. pacman Jr. shows up
I share her phobia of ghosts. We could hold each other all night and watch scary movies.
I could live a well rounded life with ms. pacman. Any man would be lucky to marry her.
you are a self-serving womanizer. go home and post up some cards Happiness style, we are trying to settle down here and make a life for ourselves.
I think we had a thread for that a couple years ago.
Only you.... Jesse..... hi. *poke*
Ouch Keg, just Ouch!
The question is clearly insane, and Richard Kain is setting it straight in a world full of bendy, curly things. Like a man with a giant hair-straightener, and a hateful, frighteningly crazy glint in his eye as he stares down the curly pasta on his plate.
It's the question that's insane, not the reply. Obviously.
NOOOOOOO! DON' BETRAY ME AMI-CHAN!!!!
T_T
edit:
ooorrr........Tank Girl.
So much TV/videos/anime/internet is not good... disconnect!
"Why couldn’t she be the other type of mermaid, with the fish part on top and the lady part on the bottom?!"
Bwahaha! This so wins. Also, you are a sick bastage.
Garth had the right idea.
i would marry all of those cartoon babes
Arcee