wtf is wrong with this woman? lol, 'family secret'... tranlation: Starved the cat until it learned how to use the fucking utensils.
Oh, and the cat wants to meet Tiger Woods and Oprah. When the fuck did the cat say that? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the owner's interests
And I can't imagine that husband is supportive of any of this. He's probably afraid of how nuts his wife has gotten. She seems like the type you'd wake up to find over your body with a kitchen knife.
Oh, and I did laugh out loud when she washed it's hands
That's fucked up.
My cat catches baby rabbits, eats them next to my bed while I'm sleeping, and leaves the messy bits for me to step in when I get up in the morning. True story, I've got the puncture marks from the bones on my foot to prove it.
Old man needs to let old lady out of the house more. Find her some friends to play with. Turn off Oprah. Why use utensils when you don't need to use your paws at all? Poor cat.
its a nice trick, but it just mean u have to clean more shit afterward, fork, table, floor, blablabla, Waste!
Plus that fucker can poke ur eye out, And Sooner, more then later, hes going to stick that fork up ur eye, right into ur brain when u are sleeping, ITS A FUCKING WEAPON. And who could blame the cat, I mean being force to eat with a fucking fork when u can just smack ur mouth into the food. Its just bad karma.
My cat use the toilet once. YepYep.
Well between u and me, I just saw him sitting on the toilet seat, The crap could of been leftever from mine, But hey, THATS NOT WHAT I TELL PEOPLE>
Poor cat... The woman treats the animal like a toy rather than someone she would like to eat together with. I am afraid notman is right about how she made the cat learn all this stuff. Why the hell should a cat prefer a fork to claws and teeth anyway?
you can clearly see the woman has gone crazy... its all in the eyes, her blank-staring, unblinking, glazed over, crazy eyes. also I heard she lets the cat do heroin as long as it injects itself with the drug. only the finest H for her precious cat!
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That's CRAZY
Oh, and the cat wants to meet Tiger Woods and Oprah. When the fuck did the cat say that? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the owner's interests
And I can't imagine that husband is supportive of any of this. He's probably afraid of how nuts his wife has gotten. She seems like the type you'd wake up to find over your body with a kitchen knife.
Oh, and I did laugh out loud when she washed it's hands
My cat catches baby rabbits, eats them next to my bed while I'm sleeping, and leaves the messy bits for me to step in when I get up in the morning. True story, I've got the puncture marks from the bones on my foot to prove it.
But it's cute to watch.
Plus that fucker can poke ur eye out, And Sooner, more then later, hes going to stick that fork up ur eye, right into ur brain when u are sleeping, ITS A FUCKING WEAPON. And who could blame the cat, I mean being force to eat with a fucking fork when u can just smack ur mouth into the food. Its just bad karma.
My cat use the toilet once. YepYep.
Well between u and me, I just saw him sitting on the toilet seat, The crap could of been leftever from mine, But hey, THATS NOT WHAT I TELL PEOPLE>
-caseyjones
ok that got way too over the top
Cute cat though.
That poor man.
Or the husband does it and blames the cat.