Insane lady trains cat to use fork and chopsticks!

Spark

Just thought this was cool to share, as everyone loves cat threads! Here you go http://www.glumbert.com/media/catfork

Spark

Joshua Stubbles

wtf? haha
That's CRAZY

dom

hahahaa. insane. i'm going to teach my cat to play WoW now.

MoP

How very strange!

notman

wtf is wrong with this woman? lol, 'family secret'... tranlation: Starved the cat until it learned how to use the fucking utensils.
Oh, and the cat wants to meet Tiger Woods and Oprah. When the fuck did the cat say that? I'm sure it has nothing to do with the owner's interests

And I can't imagine that husband is supportive of any of this. He's probably afraid of how nuts his wife has gotten. She seems like the type you'd wake up to find over your body with a kitchen knife.

Oh, and I did laugh out loud when she washed it's hands

Jaco

That's fucked up.
My cat catches baby rabbits, eats them next to my bed while I'm sleeping, and leaves the messy bits for me to step in when I get up in the morning. True story, I've got the puncture marks from the bones on my foot to prove it.

pliang

Perhaps because the cat used to be doing nothing but scratching furniture pieces round the house...

spacemonkey

the cat is cleary smarter than the old lady

Luxury

my favorite is how she mentions that she "trained" her cat to only eat the best food on the market. Like noodles.

ElysiumGX

Old man needs to let old lady out of the house more. Find her some friends to play with. Turn off Oprah. Why use utensils when you don't need to use your paws at all? Poor cat.

But it's cute to watch.

struve

That cat's going to die if she keeps feeding it that much food.

b1ll

its a nice trick, but it just mean u have to clean more shit afterward, fork, table, floor, blablabla, Waste!
Plus that fucker can poke ur eye out, And Sooner, more then later, hes going to stick that fork up ur eye, right into ur brain when u are sleeping, ITS A FUCKING WEAPON. And who could blame the cat, I mean being force to eat with a fucking fork when u can just smack ur mouth into the food. Its just bad karma.

My cat use the toilet once. YepYep.

Well between u and me, I just saw him sitting on the toilet seat, The crap could of been leftever from mine, But hey, THATS NOT WHAT I TELL PEOPLE>

Illusions

Does anyone else get the feeling that when she lists the cats "dreams" she's actually speaking vicariously through the cat?

greenj2

Holy shit, my cat told me he wants to meet Tiger Woods and Oprah too!

Emil Mujanovic

OH DEAR!

-caseyjones

Entity

this is almost as bad as warrior hamsters that have knives taped to their backs

bounchfx

R O F L

ok that got way too over the top

EmAr

Poor cat... The woman treats the animal like a toy rather than someone she would like to eat together with. I am afraid notman is right about how she made the cat learn all this stuff. Why the hell should a cat prefer a fork to claws and teeth anyway?

ScoobyDoofus

Creepy. I think as some women age all those hormones somehow rot the brain...

Cute cat though.

Mark Dygert

I don't think she blinks...

That poor man.

Quaggs

you can clearly see the woman has gone crazy... its all in the eyes, her blank-staring, unblinking, glazed over, crazy eyes. also I heard she lets the cat do heroin as long as it injects itself with the drug. only the finest H for her precious cat!

Mongrelman

Let's take bets on how long it is before the cat learns how to use a knife too and gives the woman a jolly good stab in the throat as she sleeps.

Or the husband does it and blames the cat.

McIlroy

Wow she is shit fucking loco for sure . Damn I thought I had the coolest Siamese cause my cat plays fetch ...damn one uping biotch !