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Smirnoffka · May 2007

Man the air forcreqw rocks.

IO a m fucing wawtesterd

Stops wingiung abiut penises.

Wosows

waussies rulesa moither fuckers

The3DGuy · May 2007

sorry, can't read Australian. looks like a heck of a language though!

MoP · May 2007

somebody confiscate this guy's W key!

cholden · May 2007

happpy birthday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtEp5yc-g3A

Smirnoffka · May 2007

omg holcent, your a vunny cunti i thik i shoudlf fukcing see a doctorr. I am preretty surey i brike my thumb, dont ask. I lovyre shuit man.

Jaco · May 2007

I can't tell if youre drunk or being Australian, but happy bday man!

Steve Schulze · May 2007

Smirnoffka is drunk and I can hear a plane flying overhead. I'm hoping these two events are not connected.

Happy birthday mate. Please don't bomb my house.

Spoon_of_death · May 2007

you know youre having a crappy birthday if youre posting on an internet message board about video game models instead of boning some chick... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER hehe

IronHawk · May 2007

Drink up soldier! Happy Birthday.

jgarland · May 2007

It sounds to me like Smirnoffka was celebrating with a few... Smirnoffs.

Happy birthday, dude!

conte · May 2007

yuf knowf, haprer birhtdhtiodtoday
*eeek!* druunkken moarw *eek!*

moose · May 2007

rofl i love drunken typing

happy birthday!

Smirnoffka · May 2007

Thanks guys. I'll fill you in. We had here a formal RAAF dining in dinner, basically an excuse to get pissed. It was awesome. And then I went to the bar. Got more para.

I got home, typed this because polycount was up, and went out.

I just got back from hospital because on one of my frequent trips to the ground, I fractured my thumb.

Kills to type..
Thanks for the kind birthday words though

ebagg · May 2007

(warning, NSFW, but hilarious);

http://www.midnight-ride.com/images/Events_2001/rockandblues/fosters.jpg

Smirnoffka · May 2007

Bahahahaha. Thats fucking great!

Hot tip. Noone in Australia drinks fosters.

I don't even know if you can buy it, I havent seen it for sale, as it is a shit beer. They make a killing in America though. And when it says 'imported' on the label, they mean imported from Canada.

ebagg · May 2007

Ship me some Stroh 95 dammit!

Smirnoffka · May 2007

Lol, okay.

Emil Mujanovic · May 2007

Happy Birthday dude. After this thread, I have to agree with your sig... HAHAHA!
Good job on the thumb though.

-caseyjones

Smirnoffka · May 2007

More on the saga that was my night. It turns out I have to get surgery on my thumb now, as the ligament is misplaced. I will scan xrays when I get the time to show you.

BRUTICUS(CW) · May 2007

dude can you get wawtesterd again when you post the xrays that shit was gold.

Smirnoffka · May 2007

A good explination of what happened to my thumb, and what the surgery will do. Kinda interesting if you ask me. I also have an associated avulsion fracture.

http://www.eorthopod.com/eorthopodV2/ind...985d752/area/11

greenj2 · May 2007

Brutal man, you've got to take it easy on your 26th. Try something safer than a night out getting plastered, like skydiving or wrestling bears.

PfhorRunner · May 2007

Sounds like you had fun

Fosters, Australian for piss

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