Do ytou jknow h9oqw fucing hard it is to thurn 25

Smirnoffka

Man the air forcreqw rocks.

IO a m fucing wawtesterd

Stops wingiung abiut penises.

Wosows

waussies rulesa moither fuckers

The3DGuy

sorry, can't read Australian. looks like a heck of a language though!

MoP

somebody confiscate this guy's W key!

cholden

happpy birthday!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FtEp5yc-g3A

Smirnoffka

omg holcent, your a vunny cunti i thik i shoudlf fukcing see a doctorr. I am preretty surey i brike my thumb, dont ask. I lovyre shuit man.

Jaco

I can't tell if you’re drunk or being Australian, but happy bday man!

Steve Schulze

Smirnoffka is drunk and I can hear a plane flying overhead. I'm hoping these two events are not connected.

Happy birthday mate. Please don't bomb my house.

Spoon_of_death

you know youre having a crappy birthday if youre posting on an internet message board about video game models instead of boning some chick... LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSER hehe

IronHawk

Drink up soldier! Happy Birthday.

jgarland

It sounds to me like Smirnoffka was celebrating with a few... Smirnoffs.

Happy birthday, dude!

conte

yuf knowf, haprer birhtdhtiodtoday
*eeek!* druunkken moarw *eek!*

moose

rofl i love drunken typing

happy birthday!

Smirnoffka

Thanks guys. I'll fill you in. We had here a formal RAAF dining in dinner, basically an excuse to get pissed. It was awesome. And then I went to the bar. Got more para.


I got home, typed this because polycount was up, and went out.

I just got back from hospital because on one of my frequent trips to the ground, I fractured my thumb.

Kills to type..
Thanks for the kind birthday words though

ebagg

(warning, NSFW, but hilarious);

http://www.midnight-ride.com/images/Events_2001/rockandblues/fosters.jpg

Smirnoffka

Bahahahaha. Thats fucking great!

Hot tip. Noone in Australia drinks fosters.

I don't even know if you can buy it, I havent seen it for sale, as it is a shit beer. They make a killing in America though. And when it says 'imported' on the label, they mean imported from Canada.

ebagg

Ship me some Stroh 95 dammit!

Smirnoffka

Lol, okay.

Emil Mujanovic

Happy Birthday dude. After this thread, I have to agree with your sig... HAHAHA!
Good job on the thumb though.

-caseyjones

Smirnoffka

More on the saga that was my night. It turns out I have to get surgery on my thumb now, as the ligament is misplaced. I will scan xrays when I get the time to show you.

BRUTICUS(CW)

dude can you get wawtesterd again when you post the xrays that shit was gold.

Smirnoffka

A good explination of what happened to my thumb, and what the surgery will do. Kinda interesting if you ask me. I also have an associated avulsion fracture.

http://www.eorthopod.com/eorthopodV2/ind...985d752/area/11

greenj2

Brutal man, you've got to take it easy on your 26th. Try something safer than a night out getting plastered, like skydiving or wrestling bears.

PfhorRunner

Sounds like you had fun

Fosters, Australian for piss