razorblade tornado all the way. the first two might involve some messy/painful death, but a razorblade tornado would be as bewildering an experience as it would be personally annihilating.
but of course we're going with the assumption that i can be killed. dubious at best.
sure... ninjas are on fire all the time... and tomatos with a razorblade... bleh mediocre halloween trick... but a jetpack on a shark... thats just crazzzzy!
I've met some flaming ninjas while visiting the in-laws down in San Francisco. They're much friendlier than you would think, and their little rainbow assasin outfits are much more stylish than the usual black ones.
Can you imagine them trying to figure out what happened? There's enough left of you that they can piece together that you've been partially devoured by some sort of bow-shaped ragged-toothed predator that leaves behind sootmarks, but no tracks.
Razorblade tornado would be cool to see... sort of like putting a tomato in a blender... but you'd just be a stain.
And ninjas can't be stealthy while they're on fire. Well, they can, but they'd stick out from the shadows like a sore thumb. thats on fire.
well, a shark with a jetpack could kill anyone it aims at really, but probably not pick a target out a crowd.. same with the tornado.
but if a ninja makes the extra effort to be stealthy while on fire, and stay on fire just to kill me- well I think thats something pretty special right there, and deserves a vote just for sheer dedication
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EDIT: doh! and shark is in the lead
but of course we're going with the assumption that i can be killed. dubious at best.
I voted the tornado as well. Hell a shark wouldn't even leave a spectacularly mangled corpse behind. It would just eat all the remains. That's no fun.
If I had to pick between the other two options it would be the shark. I live in Oklahoma, so I "tea bag" tornados on a regular basis
A flaming ninja riding a flying shark, wielding a razorblade tornado.
Personally I would like to be run over in a grocery store parking lot by an morbidly obese person driving one of those little electric shopping carts.
Now who in their right mind could vote for that? Seriously
Can you imagine them trying to figure out what happened? There's enough left of you that they can piece together that you've been partially devoured by some sort of bow-shaped ragged-toothed predator that leaves behind sootmarks, but no tracks.
Razorblade tornado would be cool to see... sort of like putting a tomato in a blender... but you'd just be a stain.
And ninjas can't be stealthy while they're on fire. Well, they can, but they'd stick out from the shadows like a sore thumb. thats on fire.
http://thatvideosite.com/view/2208.html
all other options fail.
but if a ninja makes the extra effort to be stealthy while on fire, and stay on fire just to kill me- well I think thats something pretty special right there, and deserves a vote just for sheer dedication