I thought I told you jive chops I ain't no snitch

HandSandwich

"When I'm in office it's going to be just like the 80's. The top 10% will get richer and the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico where they can get a better life."

HandSandwich

Man 1: "Damn it, Ricky, I catch you fucking this machine again, I'll break your neck. "
Man 2: "Sorry, chief."
Man 3: "Looks like safe sex to me."

slipsius

trailer park boys the movie?

HandSandwich

Nope.

"Never interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."

dissonance

slipsius wrote: »

trailer park boys the movie?

that ricky would've been trying to get the machine high.

HandSandwich

"I can't tell you anything. He'll send somebody back to wipe out my grandparents. It'll be like I'll never existed. My mother, my father, my wife, my kids, my fucking cat!"

Wombatinahat

The adjustment bureau?

HandSandwich

Nope. Think early to mid 90s.

HandSandwich

Last one. If no one gets it, we'll move on.

Man 1: "You see, I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway."

Man 2: "Thanks for clearing that up."

HandSandwich

Wombat or Slipsius, whichever of you sees this first gets the turn

Wombatinahat

How did I not get that!