Sectaurs wrote: » I plan on celebrating by sticking a vodka-soaked tampon up my ass and hitting on 18 year olds.
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I plan on celebrating by sticking a vodka-soaked tampon up my ass and hitting on 18 year olds.
Wait. Is this not standard operating procedure?
Also I like how you plan to celebrate, seems very fitting for a 30th. haha
I already have a pre-soaked case of those at my house, come by if you want some extras. It's the least I can do for your birthday...
Just make sure you drink enough to that you toss that tampon out the other end!
Have a good one!