Yeah this article's more parody than fact (duh it's Cracked after all). Lara's boobs were no slider accident and were only an issue/joke on the game's cover (ingame it's no big deal, or even noticably distracting), and Race & Chase/Dino was redesigned because playing as a cop doing routine cop tasks wasn't as fun as being on the run.
AND WHERE THE HELL IS ROCKET JUMPING/BUNNY HOPPING/SKIING WHAT THE FACK
what about bunnyhopping and circle strafing and all the other movement quirks some early fps engines had and some still have, that have become a big part of gameplay for the quake and team fortress games.
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I have a hard time believing that they didn't make lara's boobs that big on purpose
AND WHERE THE HELL IS ROCKET JUMPING/BUNNY HOPPING/SKIING WHAT THE FACK
Accidentaly?
Very interesting read, thanks for the link!
srsly