I feel like I need to start over on my theme. My old theme didn't make any sense at all, so I'm going to go with a trucker theme for the Engineer.
Trucker's Greasy Hat
and The Motorhead
"When you wear your greasy, bloodstained cap, you feel like you can stop anything."
"You feel like your thick, unruly beard can stop bullets."
The Wide Load
A powerful handmade shotgun that puts all shotguns to shame. Perfect for stopping those pesky spies.
"So I was in Texas and decided to shoot this baby into the air. The next day, the oil rig exploded. Hahaha!"
Also, a special thanks to IanJ for letting me use his Trucker cap/beard idea.
Any comments or suggestions?