This one's for the Heavy Weapons guy.
So i've been thinking; the heavy is originally from russia; Russia was called the big/red bear post ww2; heavy - russia - bear.
Okay, so we've got a bear heavy. The first obvious item is a pair of bear paws used by heavy to claw away at his enemies.
Second item could be a bear hat, like a wolf hat, but bear instead of wolf. heavy's got a big head: bear hat will fit.
So now... From the famous [
http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/BearCavalry.jpg]Bear cavalry[/img], wee see the foreground guy holding a weapon, which a friend of mine confidently says is
this. Too small for a minigun replacement but probably too powerful for shotgun replacement, and its another smg, which may or may not work. sawed-off shpagin machine pistol? *shrug*
Or wield two at the same time as a minigun replacement?! heh.
Possible misc item: Lenin goatee
sandvich replacement: Sandvich with bear meat?
sandvich with wheat grains inbetween? (As seen in many soviet posters)
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Bear-paw melee and bear hat are definitive though, just don't know what a third item could be. doing this so i don't get burnt out from all that viking stuff...
Suggestions for 3rd item?
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The minigun replacement can be something else with strong Russian symbolism while still remaining a heavy machinegun. How about the KPV? It would probably raise your chances of getting your pack chosen if you don't create something too wildly off from the original.
He is big boned, you know that right? And a big boy like him needs his milk to stay strong!
Anyways, in alot of the Russian children books my mother read me, the bear usually drank milk or some other milk based food, like cream.
Not sure how it would fit with Bears though.
I don't know that this is of any real use, but it's about bears and the soldiers and is pretty much the best thing ever so I shall post it anyway.