"Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a
, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock"
"No offence son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a fucking toilet."
"Your first point there, the offence - I'm afraid I'm going to have to take it. Your second point, I'm 22, but item, it's my birthday in nine days, so if it will make you feel more comfortable, we could wait."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny"
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and while i'm about it ...
"Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a
, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock"
I have no idea
"You are a really boring fuck. Sorry, i know you dissaprove of swearing so i'll sort that out ... you are a really boring F-star-star-CUNT"
season 2 episode 7 "the cock gobbling billy goat mastication syndicate"
Time for a cleaner quote
"'Climb the mountain of conflict?!' You sounded like a fucking nazi Julie Andrews"
"No offence son, but you look like you should still be at school with your head down a fucking toilet."
"Your first point there, the offence - I'm afraid I'm going to have to take it. Your second point, I'm 22, but item, it's my birthday in nine days, so if it will make you feel more comfortable, we could wait."
"Don't get sarcastic with me, son. We burned this tight-arsed city to the ground in 1814. And I'm all for doing it again, starting with you, you frat fuck. You get sarcastic with me again and I will stuff so much cotton wool down your fucking throat it'll come out your arse like the tail on a Playboy bunny"
I actually know this one!
if you haven't seen it, then stop cocking about like a clueless egg cunt and get it seen
also The Thick Of It, the BBC series that it's based on.