Boo-yah! (CG Nudity)

kodde · Nov 2009

Now if only real life was this simple...
Quick Save Quick Load through all dialogues for optimal results and flood em with material gifts, next thing you know you'll be feeling them 231,193,172 colored polygons!

Awesome game btw.

Peris · Nov 2009

wheres the nudity

doc rob · Nov 2009

His forearm seam is showing

[iWi] · Nov 2009

... and ...

soulstice · Nov 2009

crazyfingers · Nov 2009

I hope you put a firewall on.

kodde · Nov 2009

What do you mean? If this is not nudity then what is? Have I been kept in the dark here?
Is this not why the game is rated 18+? Surely it can't be because all the decapitating and splattering of body parts?

rube · Nov 2009

she's got a bra on and it looks like they're both wearing a thong... no more nude than a non-nude beach

edit: but umm.. what is it?

ErichWK · Nov 2009

Wait a second...they wore bras in the middle ages??

pior · Nov 2009

Haha America!
Where was Janet Jackson all this time!

Calabi · Nov 2009

That is probably the best nudity I've ever seen.

Ferg · Nov 2009

you mean thats not what people look like naked?

sir-knight · Nov 2009

that's more than a catholic or muslim would ever see... shush.. ooohhhh that's right, I said it.

if you consider that nudity.. HOW OLD are you?

JohnnySix · Nov 2009

At first I thought they were her knees in shot two, how surprised was I to find they were breasts.

eld · Nov 2009

JasonLavoie · Nov 2009

YUS!!! Now we're talking :P

kodde · Nov 2009

Hahahahahah! ^^
Man your screenshot skills surpass mine any day, I must improve.

eld · Nov 2009

I wish it was my screenshot, but I havent started the game yet, I will however not dissapoint you.

fields will be plown, women, men, darkspawn alike!!

t4paN · Nov 2009

rube wrote: »

she's got a bra on and it looks like they're both wearing a thong... no more nude than a non-nude beach

edit: but umm.. what is it?

Damn, the dude must be wearing a thong too. Nice catch. Quite an advanced civilization back in the dragon age, huh?

achmedthesnake · Nov 2009

seriously,not to sound weird - but that left char could be mistaken for a very effeminate elf......HAIRY BEAR HUGS!

AstroZombie · Nov 2009

achmedthesnake wrote: »

seriously,not to sound weird - but that left char could be mistaken for a very effeminate elf......HAIRY BEAR HUGS!

Not mistaken :poly121:

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/27032

Pankake · Nov 2009

Bioware, just make a pr0n game and get it out of your system!

Xoliul · Nov 2009

Wow haha, I wonder when this is going to be on Fox.
Btw, Kodde, your dude looks like William Dafoe, how disturbing, especially in those shots!

Wahlgren · Nov 2009

Pankake wrote: »

Bioware, just make a pr0n game and get it out of your system!

Mass effect 2.

ZacD · Nov 2009

Notorious P.I.G wrote: »

Mass effect 2.

Krogan gang-bang?

brandoom · Nov 2009

that elf is HAWT.

cholden · Nov 2009

AstroZombie wrote: »

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/27032

one of the greatest things I've ever seen in a game.

robioto · Nov 2009

There's nothing more arousing than pictures of two cg mannequins expressing their love for each other. In that 3rd picture are her boobs made out of wood or is that supposed to be the underside of a bra?

kodde · Nov 2009

Xoliul wrote: »

Wow haha, I wonder when this is going to be on Fox.
Btw, Kodde, your dude looks like William Dafoe, how disturbing, especially in those shots!

Now that you mention it, yeah.

AstroZombie> That movie was hilarious. How did they switch the player voice with the dogs voice?

Thegodzero · Nov 2009

AZ, i almost fell out of my chair laughing! that video was fucking awesome!

OBlastradiusO · Nov 2009

WTF. Brokeback Dragon Age?

John Warner · Nov 2009

hahaha this is hilarious.

Ott · Nov 2009

Just to dispel any homo-phobic tendencies that may keep some people from playing what is a really great RPG, bare in mind that the entire "relationship" sequences are completely up to you and whether or not you decide to "pursue" a relationship with your party members in the game.

There is no nudity anywhere in the game. From either sex. If you play a dude, you can sexy-time with dudes, or girls, or if you play as a girl, vice versa. You can only see the "sex" sequence once per "relationship" (which isn't easy to get) and it only lasts for about 14 seconds and its just a bunch of jump cuts with barely a PG-13 rating. There isn't audio for the sequences that I remember either.

This is the same sort of giggly juvenile misrepresentation that Fox News had towards the Mass Effect guys. It's hard to imagine that so many of you are getting a rise out of this.

butt_sahib · Nov 2009

WILL EVERYONE STOP TALKING AND POST MORE SEXY PICTURZ!!

rolfness · Nov 2009

waahahahahaha

eld · Nov 2009

Ott, I think its good they make it more varied, even though the sex scenes are generally lower quality than the mass effect ones.

in mass effect it was either straight or mind sex, the only two sorts of sex in the future.

that or every time if you asked kaden for some buttsex he has a headache.

Lamont · Nov 2009

eld wrote: »

Mommy mommy!! What are those two men doing to eachother?!?!

Sandro · Nov 2009

Dwarf face expression is epic.

ElysiumGX · Nov 2009

even digital porn stars are ugly as fuck.

Wahlgren · Nov 2009

I'm happy I play as a dwarf noble. Now i can finally teach that uptight goodygoody elf boy who's the boss.

Krynn72 · Nov 2009

kodde wrote: »

Is this not why the game is rated 18+? Surely it can't be because all the decapitating and splattering of body parts?

Its 18+ because of "sexual content" and "nudity". This is only the sexual content. The nudity is from the demons and druid in the game, who are essentially naked chicks, with a strand of hair covering their nips.

sir-knight · Nov 2009

AstroZombie wrote: »

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/27032

what has been seen cannot be unseen x_x

I_luv_Pixels · Nov 2009

life is that easy just overload a chick with gifts/or money and im sure you would be feeling those polys in no time. I think they call them prostitutes/gold diggers haha

Lee3dee · Nov 2009

AstroZombie wrote: »

Not mistaken :poly121:

http://gamevideos.1up.com/video/id/27032

wow, ummm yeah. romping in the wilderness

Wahlgren · Nov 2009

I_luv_Pixels wrote: »

life is that easy just overload a chick with gifts/or money and im sure you would be feeling those polys in no time. I think they call them prostitutes/gold diggers haha

I for one prefer to use my charisma stat. Has worked pretty well so far. To bad my charm skill has a downtime of a few months. :O

Pankake · Nov 2009

eld wrote: »

Ott, I think its good they make it more varied, even though the sex scenes are generally lower quality than the mass effect ones.

in mass effect it was either straight or mind sex, the only two sorts of sex in the future.

that or every time if you asked kaden for some buttsex he has a headache.

I didn't get an ounce of tail in Mass Effect, I think it was because I was a cold hearted bastard. Girls don't dig that, evidently.

Still learning.

dejawolf · Nov 2009

dragon age taught me everything i know about love.

Andreas · Nov 2009

Pankake wrote: »

Bioware, just make a pr0n game and get it out of your system!

Or get actual girlfriends and get it out of your system that way.

dejawolf wrote: »

dragon age taught me everything i know about love.

You can find fat black prostitutes in Dragon Age? Zing...

achmedthesnake · Nov 2009

just wait for 2 elves and a cup.....
(or 2 dwarves and a cup gaaaaaaaaaa)

ebagg · Nov 2009

NO! NOT DRY HUMPING! OMFG I MUST BURN MY EYES FOR GAZING UPON THIS!

HonkyPunch · Nov 2009

This reminds me of how amazingly unappealing the sex scene with a blue woman was in mass effect.

Boo-yah! (CG Nudity)

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