Ok so I was redoing my comicon entry and I kept having this gaping huge seam in the model, at first I thought it was textures but it definitely is not, something to do with the mesh. textureless normalmapless in marmoset:

The model itself is welded, everything is set to one smoothing group. I think its to do with the overlapping uvs and the connected area but I dont really know why its happening
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http://www.ericchadwick.com/examples/provost/byf2.html
I think the real WTF is the chick with a dong, personally.