we're gonna be rich! -- product ideas
polycounter lvl 18
I woke up this morning and noticed that my beard was a little bit shaggy, and that i needed to trim it. An image of my trimmer popped into my head, and I noticed that it looked oddly like a penis.
then it hit me-- the best idea for a product.. a beard trimmer, for those big, gay, bear guys, that's shaped on the other end like a dildo. common, who's with me?
post your product ideas -- the ones that you'll probably never actually make, but are hesitant to post online, because they're so damn good.
then it hit me-- the best idea for a product.. a beard trimmer, for those big, gay, bear guys, that's shaped on the other end like a dildo. common, who's with me?
post your product ideas -- the ones that you'll probably never actually make, but are hesitant to post online, because they're so damn good.
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no more cold hands that make you miss 2% more then you normaly do, its genius! a flash of genius perhaps...
will build one myself and keep the world from awesome
Personally I'd like someone to create an instantaneous cure to whatever horrible mutant flu I have at the moment. Or failing that, some kind of automated pig tormenting device. See how you like it, you inconsiderate swine.
HAH that is a good idea.
I intend to steal every single one of these and get them made by kids in africa.
I'd be more interested in a water-cooled controller which would keep my hands at a comfortable level. (Canadian blood)
Serious Idea: A bench for the bathtub where I can sit books or my laptop without a drop of water getting on it.
A bench press that allows weights to be fitted onto the chest for stomach crunches. Currently I have to hold weights in my arms when working my stomach and that isn't ideal because my arms do be tired from other exercises.
Pumperknickle......pump..gurgh..er..knick..errr....bit...ch.....errr... XP
My friend already has those, however, it was on the PS3. no wait it was just a fan blowing cold air nm /edit...
I want to have a dream recorder, my dreams are awesome everynight (almost) and I would make millions if i can find a audience :P
would be a handy little extra
and a 36" rubber flip-up middle finger you mount on your car for those special moments when driving in Miami.
-N
Edit:..I'm sorry, my girlfriend is on a diet and she's been hungry and on edge all week and not in the mood for any kind of romance.....
Pencils with erasers shaped like breasts!!
...again truly sorry
a robot that cleans my roomba.
a robot that cleans the robot that cleans my roomba.
It'll be the year 3000 and we'll still be wiping our asses with paper like some savages.
Thats why I use kittens... Much softer and they are self cleaning
-N
and build your joystick package that includes a optional blank xbox360 controller case and mountable buttons and sticks and a dpad and so on, with an usbcontroller, and drills in the matching size for the buttons
that would be awesome
and i want a cintique-bamboo, for less han 500 with some fancy 800x600 display and a scroll touchpad/ball vor navigating on the desktop
and then i want a mouse with the scroll whell on the thumb, or a scrollball there much like the one on the apple mouses
and i want to kow if a touch-sphere would work(if it worked it would be like a trackball but without movable parts)
I just stand up, bend over, and unleash a horde of ravenous flies. Takes about 10 seconds.
while looking through some game art books and some image fx magazine it hits me.
SO many games have SO much art produced for them behind the scenes that never see the light of day. Why not have a magazine that features 15 or so games, featuring spreads, interviews, concept implementation shots etc. would be a great way to see what goes on under the hood and give recognition to artists that don't usually put them selves out there.
!Polycount magazine FTW!
Now that's free GOLD right there
in the future, when they develop portal technology, i will use it to create a buttplug with an incoming portal. its basically like a birth control ring with a portal device in the center that sits inside your anal rectum. when you take a poop, or fart, it will all go to a fecal dump site halfway around the world (siberia). it will come out of the other end of the portal. that way you can poop and fart (and maybe even piss) in your clothes at work, at the gym, school, driving, WHEREVER!
BUT WAIT! for those who call in the next 30 minutes:
you'll get a 2nd version of this anal portal that actually sits OUTSIDE of your rectal sphinctor. this way, you can get the maximum pleasure from taking a poop and having your anal muscles expand (f4gs), while staying clean and tidy!
It would only work in total darkness because the flash would be adjusted for each map. The first flash would be normal lighting conditions to get the diffuse, the second flash would coinside with the second picture and be much brighter to get the range of the spec. These 2 textures would be checked against each other to see what light is coming from the spec and what's coming from the diffuse.
Not sure how it would generate the normal. Maybe use some of natal's dual camera technology but i have no idea how that works.
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Hahaha, that fucking sound scared the shit out of me.
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So I've always liked the idea of some kind of tube to hooked up to your junk to empty your bladder into. The urine is stored in a tank, connected to a spray gun to shoot annoying drivers.
Paul Debevec is way ahead of you.
http://gl.ict.usc.edu/Research/DigitalEmily/
is there any other great procedural art generation apps? The more I go the independent route, the lazier i get....
the video with the specular only is damn creepy too
something like this?
might need a pump to get the golden drops into the super soaker though.
would be great for people with a gut cancer or desease to let everything heal and still can eat
portals were great for all kind medical surgery
making one swallow a portal you can operate on the stomach and putting a mortal into veines makes medication easyer and putting it into the belly reduces the amount of cuts when it comes to operations or even hevvy body part replacements can be done by portals, like a 500kg arm with a massive machine to controll it hooked up your arm by a portal has only the weight of the portal to your arm lol