No, I can't believe that you get paid to do this. Mostly because you're both godawful actors. In fact, I have a hard time believing that you're getting paid to pretend to get paid to do something else. Suspension of disbelief was already impossible before you started actively challenging the illusion you're trying to present. It's like the robots at Chuck E Cheese asking if I can believe that they're actually freakishly large, singing woodland creatures. Protip: They aren't.
"I met tons of gamers at Devry, we'd sit and talk about games for ours"
My old Creative Director had a loaded question he asked in every interview: "Which would you say you are first, an artist interested in making games, or a gamer who wants to do what you've always loved."
Artist = +1
Gamer = -100
He considered most gamers to have the IQ of a meatball sub... He also thought gamer/artists got into it for all the wrong reasons. They looked around after highschool didn't like subway and thought hey I could make games and never had to get a real job. I'm not saying I agree 100% with him but the vast majority of people who ever answered "gamer" didn't have their sh!t together artistically.
Fun Collins Advertising Fact: When you're touring the campus and they tell you all about the "full commercial print shop right on the premises" like it says in the brochure, but say they can't show it to you because it's "closed for reconstruction" they may not be lying. They're just leaving out the details that by "reconstruction" they mean they're rearranging the desks and installing new surge protectors, and that by "full commercial print shop" they mean a set of two 11x17" color laser printers (the only ones on campus) that you can pay a student worker $2/sheet to print your files on. (zero exxageration)
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holy shit! the Collins college one if AWFUL!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
oh my god i just about fell out of my chair watching that last one! HORRIBLE!
yo bitch, tighten up the graphics on level 3. graphics are comin loose.
nope
No, I can't believe that you get paid to do this. Mostly because you're both godawful actors. In fact, I have a hard time believing that you're getting paid to pretend to get paid to do something else. Suspension of disbelief was already impossible before you started actively challenging the illusion you're trying to present. It's like the robots at Chuck E Cheese asking if I can believe that they're actually freakishly large, singing woodland creatures. Protip: They aren't.
that made me laugh hard.
"From the womb to the tomb"
That line is awesome.
My old Creative Director had a loaded question he asked in every interview: "Which would you say you are first, an artist interested in making games, or a gamer who wants to do what you've always loved."
Artist = +1
Gamer = -100
He considered most gamers to have the IQ of a meatball sub... He also thought gamer/artists got into it for all the wrong reasons. They looked around after highschool didn't like subway and thought hey I could make games and never had to get a real job. I'm not saying I agree 100% with him but the vast majority of people who ever answered "gamer" didn't have their sh!t together artistically.
Fun Collins Advertising Fact: When you're touring the campus and they tell you all about the "full commercial print shop right on the premises" like it says in the brochure, but say they can't show it to you because it's "closed for reconstruction" they may not be lying. They're just leaving out the details that by "reconstruction" they mean they're rearranging the desks and installing new surge protectors, and that by "full commercial print shop" they mean a set of two 11x17" color laser printers (the only ones on campus) that you can pay a student worker $2/sheet to print your files on. (zero exxageration)