japanese prank calls

arrangemonk

recently meny japaneese guys are calling here and asking for mr. takamuro or something and laughing when i ask them to speak english because dont understand anything

almost the same pattern everytime

me:" konrad, hallo"
guy:"mochi mochi, XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX bla bla XXXXX bla XXXXXX somthing weird XXX bla bla"
me:" could xou speak english because i dont understand anything"
guy:" hahahaha bla bla XXXXXXXXx bla bla"
me: "this is a private number and im not capable of speaking japanese, i think you got the wrong number, so bye then"
guy: "bye"
*klick*

this is somehow weird, becausei think a call from japan to germany is somewhat expensive...

kio

maybe they got their hands on some of the "public" telecom numbers?

TheWinterLord

Tape it and we could translate it. How many times do you get these calls?

Wells

answer in german

super_villain

While you have them on the phone, you could ask if their refridgerator is running.

arrangemonk

today was one after a break of a month but back then it was 5 times a day

dejawolf

ksamaa, ano baka yaro!

rebb

Are you sure its japanese people or just people you know that are trying to be incredibly funny ?

arrangemonk

they are japaneese, maybe there is a mockup with a company i used to work at or something, but there are definately japanese people calling my phone number, talking weird stuff in a mixture of japaneese and english i can hardly understand

i think i need a new phone number

Michael Knubben

So, if you don't speak japanese, and you say its 'a weird mixture of Japanese and English'... How exactly do you know they're not local people being dicks?

OGRE

They got the Nokitel codes, no doubt about it.

vik

I think it`s just your ex disguised as a japanese guy.

arrangemonk

its the voice and the fact that noone capable of speaking japanese has my phone number around here
the only one with my phone number and connections to japanese is a guy i a local comany called Rieder betron, the guy is called enn has only 7 fingers and has a telephone with very small keys. i think i have to call him to ask if he fucked something up about my phone number

@ vik: my ex has a cute voice, i would notice it iven if she tried to change her voice
edit please dont talk about my ex ever after, she became the biggest slut in the world because of me
thats very disgraceful

Kawe

maybe your name means something in Japanese? I'll leave the rest up to your imagination.

Toomas

Google your phone number, maybe someone set up some prank classified with it.
Maybe you are even famous in Japan.

hawken

funny, I get the same calls but in English, and I ask "can you speak in Japanese please, because I can't understand your English"