I literally wanted to kill myself ...

pangarang

they say misery loves company so I hope I'm not the only one this has happened to ...

So i was preparing a gift for good friend - photos of us from our childhood all the way up to our early 20's, touched up in photoshop to look old and worn out and slipped into an aged photo album.

took the digital photos, uploaded them onto my flash drive and off I go to the local photo developer at Save On Foods grocery store. There's a long line up for the digital photo print station so I join in and wait my turn.

by the time I get to the machine - they're equipped with big screens for optimum resolution - there is a long line up behind me. Put in my zip drive and the photos on there come up. I'm expecting the photos of me and my friend to be displayed, but NOOOOOOO ...

It's my anatomy references i use for character modeling. Men and women of every age and build in T poses with all their parts displayed for the artist to see ... and the people behind me. I hear some lady behind me let out this soft gasp and go soooo beet red in the face ... i'm going red just recalling the incident.

you guys are probably getting a good laugh out of this, lol. Just hope someone else has an equally embarassing story so I don't feel alone in this

pliang

Hmmm, so what's to be ashamed of? Just a bunch of people who scream and giggle when they see pee pee parts?

If they're in other positions than T-Pose than that's another story.

:: Hope it's mostly adults btw.

Super

Haha, thats pretty funny. Amazing you weren't tagged as a sex offender.

Psyk0

Perv!

Lol, man that's an awkward situation! XD

greenj2

So how many of them did you print before store security dragged you off the machine?

ebagg

HAHAHA QUIT JERKIN IT AT THE PHOTOMART YOU PERVERT!

The ol "I need a subject for life drawing" works well on the ladies tho ;p.

bounchfx

that's pretty funny actually, but at the same time it's like - what's the big deal? they're obviously posed in a certain way and it's not like you don't have a reason for having them, it's not porn or anything. people need to get over seeing other people naked. we all have em.

John Warner

hahaha awesome. you're an artist. turn up your nose and say "fuck those people".

okay don't do that. but still. lets see now.. sayyyy "my friends at polycount understand"

really i do. i jerk off to 3d.sk all the time.

Dante1217

pliang wrote: »

Hmmm, so what's to be ashamed of? Just a bunch of people who scream and giggle when they see pee pee parts?

If they're in other positions than T-Pose than that's another story.

:: Hope it's mostly adults btw.

thats a problem for me, cuz im only 15 (almost 16 8)) and if i have friends over, and im modeling, they freak out, and tell every1 ive got gay porn on my computer... kinda sucks actually..... and if they dont stop.... i send them my DEATH.bat(fun little (dot)bat isnt it? lol:poly142:

ebagg wrote: »

HAHAHA QUIT JERKIN IT AT THE PHOTOMART YOU PERVERT!

The ol "I need a subject for life drawing" works well on the ladies tho ;p.

im sure it does..xD good luck with that one

bounchfx wrote: »

that's pretty funny actually, but at the same time it's like - what's the big deal? they're obviously posed in a certain way and it's not like you don't have a reason for having them, it's not porn or anything. people need to get over seeing other people naked. we all have em.

....or....do we?? :shifty::shifty:

hawken

I hope they lynched you on the spot

vik

bounchfx wrote: »

that's pretty funny actually, but at the same time it's like - what's the big deal? they're obviously posed in a certain way and it's not like you don't have a reason for having them, it's not porn or anything. people need to get over seeing other people naked. we all have em.

yeah, on the other hand 3d.sk has some quite porny /is that a word lol/ shots as well. Not that I`m complaining or anything...:poly122:

Photographer guy:
"Great! Now to wrap it up I wanna make some closeup shots of you lips, then I let you go."

Female model
< smiles, and shows her face to the camera >

Photographer guy:
"Guess again, sweetheart."

rooster

yeah what exact purpose do those shots serve for modelling

JohnnyRaptor

shoulda told that woman ur a photographer and she might do good infront of your lense..

East

If I walked around with a Zip drive I, too, would be embarrassed to the point of wanting to kill myself.

Target_Renegade

Thats some good Curb Your Enthusiasm material there, I can just see it.

killingpeople

if you wanted to kill yourself over that, you're just looking for a good excuse.

sir-knight

haha that's a good one, but the minute you tell the ladies you're an artist, man they relax quite a bit... especially if you say you're a sculptor.