How Disney actually finds its stars...

Mark Dygert · Sep 2008

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/disney_lab_unveils_its_latest

You can't go wrong with a test tube. Oh wait yes you can...

Tumerboy · Sep 2008

"If you look closely, you'll see a certain deadness, around the eyes."

HA HA! I love the onion!

almighty_gir · Sep 2008

good find, there's some awesome funnys on that site.

Quokimbo · Sep 2008

Lmfao!

Keg · Sep 2008

Quite funny.

On a side note, my friend is off being an extra in dwayne johnson's new movie. The lovely disney flick: the tooth fairy

almighty_gir · Sep 2008

isn't Dwayne Johnson "The Rock"?

i don't know if disney is a step up or a step down from WWE....

HonkyPunch · Sep 2008

Aahah, fuck, I love the little thing at the bottom "Expected relevancy of the stars is 5-10 years"

Mezz · Sep 2008

AHAHAHAH!!

I knew it.
I kept telling people, "they're not real, they're just manufactured creations!" And they all thought I was crazy! Crazy!!! But I was right!!! O.O

How Disney actually finds its stars...

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