I got Angry and smashed my Laptop

Ironwolf

I was looking forward to completing and texturing my tank. But now all is lost. Everything. But you know what. There was a sense of relief when i smashed this 800 dollar laptop on the ground. It felt really good. It felt like smashing someone in the face. It felt like i was smashing my internet stalker in the face. It felt like ramming.... A Internet STALKERS face into a brick wall. Will I smash another laptop in the future... Most likely.

pliang

Well regardless....that was...moronic..

LEViATHAN

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Ironwolf

DO YOU GET EMAILS LIKE THIS EVERYDAY. WELL DO YOU??!!!!!!!


Hi ,
I have the feeling that this piece of mail will reach you in a perfect state of mind and in a better healthycondition.while searching through the net, I came across your contact address and decided to contact you. I believe and also have the feeling that in today's world, neither race, age, nationality nor religion will any longer posse a barrier to
male/female relationships. Although, we do not know each other well but I will
really like to have you as a friend or pen pal if you will accept. Well i am a single lady of 25 years old, a citizen of the United States of America residing in wellington Square OXFORD UK and currently studying international relations at the University of Oxford
(UOA) UK. Presently, I am doing my final year in the University and so anxious to graduate from the University into the free world. While I hope to hear from you soon, I also look forward to receiving some information concerning you, your family, country and even your
personal life experiences. this will give us the opportunity of knowing each other better and be able to understand ourselves more.may God bless you as I wait to hear from you soon
through this email :maryowen_2008@yahoo.com

Thanks.
Yours,
Mary

LEViATHAN

nope

Joao Sapiro

nutjob award 2008 goes to...

dfacto

Eh, I've had better:

Hello, to you there!

It will really look absurd for someone you barely know to send you an email of this nature but, on a pleading note, I request to remain TOTALLY anonymous for the time been as, this transaction will be foiled if my Identity is found out. The issue at hand I believe, should be of great interest to you because, it is to me. I really would want you NOT to consider me a dishonest individual after you might have read this message for, what you think about me would be of no relevance since, at the end of it all, the late man's money would eventually end up in someone else's pocket. That's for sure. I have decided on doing this with a desperation for myself and a great consideration for my family and their futures' sake. You too, should consider your needs and future with respect to this. No matter how rich you might be at the moment, a few more thousands of dollars, will also make a difference in your life. We can al! l live the "GOOD LIFE".

May I say, I am positioned as a high-earning manager in my Bank but, the "black one" in me would always push to show it's ugly face. We all have this in us. You do also have. My Bank based in London--England, has recently done an auditing of all accounts logged with us. At the conclusion, several accounts were found to be inactive but, there was this one with such a striking scenario. The Beneficiary to this account, has been reportedly deceased since the year 2007. With detailed reports from his lawyers, we discovered that, the next of kin to the said funds which was documented when this account was opened and funds were logged, sadly died alongside the said customer. The said next of kin, happens to be his eldest son. Father and son died same day, same time and same Air Plane after an Air Disaster which claimed four(4) lives.

The amount presently in this account is £1,985,000 (One million, nine hundred and eighty-five thousand). If you are not quite familiar with the British pounds, may I say that, the above amount is also = $3,999,000 (Three million, nine hundred and ninety-nine thousand US Dollars). This is really enough for you and I to get our respective families food on the table, at least. Right now, all I need you to do is, stand as the beneficiary to this account. I have made arrangements for the relevant documents which will have your name on them as soon as you agree to transact this with me. For standing as the beneficiary, you shall take 38% of the above amount, 2% will be set aside by both of us to settle document procurement fees and other charges while, the balance 60% will be for me and my family. My 60% is undisputable.

From my calculations, 38% of the above amount will be approximately $1.5M US Dollars or thereabout. This you shall have. All that is needed right now, is for you to indicate your interest and, we will start the transaction process. This process MUST be kept confidential in all fullness. We MUST lay low. In the event of you revealing any detail about this transaction, I am sorry to say: I DON'T KNOW AND HAVE NEVER MET OR CONTACTED YOU. Let this be a secret.

For security measures, my work email CANNOT be used for this purpose. If you are interested and willing to comply with my terms above, indicate your interest by sending your contact information immediately to me via:

Email: farooq_habibb@msn.com

This is the email we would be working with at the moment. I would be changing email addresses frequently, and so would you. This is to prevent eavesdropping. I welcome questions from you. Have a Good Day!

Warms regards,
Concerned Individual

You're just being buttered up for a 419 scam.

Ironwolf

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