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Bay Area Polycounters - Cardboard Tube Fighting League - July 6th

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Hey guys, if you're in the SF Bay Area, and available next Sunday, July 6th, come down to Dolores Park and wail on a bunch of people with carboard tubes. It's a blast.

-Nick

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We, the brave warriors of the Noble Cardboard Tube Fighting League,
hereby announce a battle of epic proportions to be held on Sunday,
July the 6th, at the 4th hour of the afternoon. At this time our clan
will host a gathering upon the meadows of Dolores Park, in which our
strongest warriors shall defend the honor and purity of the Tube
Dueling League with a great show of cardboard might and prowess the
likes of which have never been seen. Prize goes to best cardboard
costume.

What: Cardboard Tube Fighting League Battle and Childrens Tournament
Where: Dolores Park
When: Sunday, July 6, 2008 at 4pm
Entry Fee: Free, tubes provided.
What to bring: Water, cardboard armor, costumes are highly encouraged.
Prizes awarded for best cardboard costume. Tubes will be supplied.
What to expect: Welts and possibly bruises.It is recommended that only
children above the age of 5 participate. Prize goes to best cardboard
costume!

What: Armor Building Workshop
Where: Last Laugh Cafe
When: Satrurday, June 28, 2008 2pm-4pm
Fee: Free. Please support the cafe by getting a drink.
What to bring: Cardboard, markers, scissors, string, Duct Tape, etc.

Why:The CTFL was created out of a desperate need to better train and
arm citizens with cardboard tubes. While many speculate that our fore
fathers, when drafting the constitution, originally intended the
fourth amendment to refer to fire arms, there is now a small group of
non-academics who believe that they were more likely referring to
elite militias of card board tube wielding ninjas. While this training
often takes place during childhood, it is discarded by adults who
remain uneducated about the importance of such practices. The goal of
the CTFL is to provide organized cardboard tube based events that help
spread cardboard awareness.

www.tubeduel.com/sf

Also, here are the CTFL's MySpace, Facebook, Flickr, and Yahoo groups:
http://groups.myspace.com/tubeduel
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=23714776840
http://www.flickr.com/groups/ctfl/
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/CTFL/
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