porn game!

John Warner

I got a laugh of how porn is so ubiquitous on the net and thought of a game..

must be played at home (obviously)

1. load up google image search
2. turn off safe search
3. type in something completely unsexual
4. find the first page that porn appears on

person with the most disparity between their word and how much porn they find closest to page 1 wins.

https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/5579 -- piclens helps.


i was expecting this to be easier somehow.

the word "table" finds porn on page 41

Jesse Moody

i fail. how do you turn off safe search?

danr

"naked mole rat" turns up porn all over page one. Especially the image tagged "mole peoples!". Eeeh i've never seen its like, not even in the war, ooh its set me angina a-flutter

KeyserSoze

One legged haberdasher turns up a "nip-slip" and "upskirt" shot of Paris Hilton by the third page. What do I win?

Tulkamir

hah, got a bit of extra time on your hands eh?

Ahh well, this is too easy.

"Round" turns up a full page full of porn on page 1.

Jesse - click on "Safe Search is on" or whatever right below the search box.

thefatladysings

"brown colored gerbil" finds porn on page 18

Vailias

Feet - Page 1 - plenty of it
squish - page 1 - most of the first page actually

Giant Peach - page 27.

heh that was kinda interesting.

Vito

"Polycount" gets close around page 30, but it's not until there's a 3D model of a fat, naked woman around page 40 that I declare the search over.

dur23

Once i typed pillow at work when searching for reference (or think about sleeping) and it turned shit porn on page 1.

And just after i read this i went over to reddit to consume some news and got saw muppet scientist typed into google gives you this: http://images.google.com.au/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&q=muppet+scientist&btnG=Search+Images

Japhir

LOL :P
"shotgun", page 2 .

Joshua Stubbles

Head

first pic.

JesterBox

"poop"

Page one

...along with other things I didn't need to see....

John Warner

lol Muppet scientist has got to be my favorite so far. that and One legged haberdasher.

first prize is a new car. second prize is a set of steak knives. third prize is you're fired.

ah man. the world "Lord" finds gay porn on page 1. HOT!

Steve Schulze

"New Car"
PG 11.
"Set of Steak Knives."
PG 15.
"You're Fired"
PG 9

Pedro Amorim

"face"
first pic

notman

Depends what you consider porn. I searched "christ" and the first page had a 'Female Christ', which shows a naked woman (with nice breasts) tied to a cross.

Otherwise, it took 34 pages

monster

I wasn't intending to play this game, and to be fair I had safe search on.

Search Term: "Cool office" WITH safe search enabled = page 2

notman

monster wrote: »

I wasn't intending to play this game, and to be fair I had safe search on.

Search Term: "Cool office" WITH safe search enabled = page 2

I didn't see any until page 3, but still provides support why I don't let my kids use google unsupervised.

Lord McMutton

'Gnome' - page 1
'Nrop' (porn backwards) - page 1

danr

jesus. I just typed in "jetsons"

bounchfx

danr wrote: »

jesus. I just typed in "jetsons"

So I wondered, "how bad could it be?"

thanks, danr. Thanks.

Tumerboy

Treasure Chest

Emil Mujanovic

HAHAHA, Jetsons!
After bounchfx's reply, I had to see for myself.

-caseyjones

bearkub

"rake"

50 pages, end of search, no porn; safe search off.


What do I win?

SHEPEIRO

Tumerboy wrote: »

Treasure Chest

yep i did all the treasure chests in prince caspian i know that one well.

sonic

caseyjones wrote: »

HAHAHA, Jetsons!
After bounchfx's reply, I had to see for myself.

!

Sage

toons.. got a bunch. The one I liked though was when I was searching for a loony toons toy of silvester the cat to buy it for my girlfriend at My universities library and the first few pages where all porn. I was like dahhh pretty funny considering there were a bunch of people around.

Alex

Tully

I didn't get porn, but searching "Jesus Christ" brought up this on page 3.

artstream

searching "Sonic" gets....well, it's page 1.

Wej

Didn't expect to ever play this game...but after searching up "salt distilling pan" with safe search on...and bringing up porn on page 3...well...sortof porn...2 naked statues...thats porn enough for me =P

dejawolf

"flintstones"

Wej

dejawolf wrote: »

"flintstones"

Thats a bad dejawolf!!!! No searching up cartoon porn! =D

sonic

Jam

Page 5

blankslatejoe

hah, me and tarwater would play this game back at Ironlore when searching for refs--only we had the reverse goal to find a winning word--a word that DIDNT show porn after 30-40 pages was a 'winner'.

MoP

in blankslatejoe's rules, i win with "satellite"
edit: wait no, i don't, porn on page 24