2D vector logo + avatar: cocksmith
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Someone called me a cocksmith the other day.
Me. The great and honorable Vito. Savior of the forums after the Great Reset of 2004. Noble and revered server administrator. A cocksmith.
I know, it's unbelievable.
The avatar I currently use is two years old and I feel, what the new forums and all, that it should be upgraded.
Therefore I would like someone to make me a new avatar and brand image. I would like a scene of Hephaestus forging a phallus.
In other words, a cocksmith.
It needs to be simple, refined and black and white so it can work as a screen print and on business cards, much like my current avatar. It needs to be vector. It needs to scale down well so I can use it as my avatar. It needs to obviously be a smith making a penis. The picture in my head has a burly silhouette, his overalls and muscles breaking the form up, raising a hammer overhead, a penis and possibly testicles plainly visible on the anvil in front of him, a forge's fire behind. But I'm flexible. You're the artist, show me some creativity.
This is work for hire, I get all the rights, you get paid.
PM me your rates and examples of 2D vector work.
Me. The great and honorable Vito. Savior of the forums after the Great Reset of 2004. Noble and revered server administrator. A cocksmith.
I know, it's unbelievable.
The avatar I currently use is two years old and I feel, what the new forums and all, that it should be upgraded.
Therefore I would like someone to make me a new avatar and brand image. I would like a scene of Hephaestus forging a phallus.
In other words, a cocksmith.
It needs to be simple, refined and black and white so it can work as a screen print and on business cards, much like my current avatar. It needs to be vector. It needs to scale down well so I can use it as my avatar. It needs to obviously be a smith making a penis. The picture in my head has a burly silhouette, his overalls and muscles breaking the form up, raising a hammer overhead, a penis and possibly testicles plainly visible on the anvil in front of him, a forge's fire behind. But I'm flexible. You're the artist, show me some creativity.
This is work for hire, I get all the rights, you get paid.
PM me your rates and examples of 2D vector work.
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