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uwe boll will resign if...

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a petition gets 1 million signatures

i first heard about the petition and thought, "yeah right.. like this petition would make him stop sucking". then moments later i see an article that explains this petition was being spearheaded by uwe boll's comments, claiming he will resign if 1 million people wanted him to. i still don't believe he would.. and this is just a publicity stunt.

for some reason i can't sign the petition, it feels lame. even if his movies are as bad as they are.. maybe i need to watch more of his movies to hate him like others do?

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  • Joshua Stubbles
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    The whole thing though, is that he doesn't care what other's think. If this petition goes through, nothing will happen. He makes movies for cheap, which end up making more than what they cost to make. That's all the studios care about, that's all he cares about.

    He's that moron at your workplace that does 'just enough' to not be fired. Pisses me off. The only way to get Uwe Boll to quit, is to NEVER pay to see his movies. Don't go the theater, don't rent or buy the DVD, don't watch it on TV. Even if it's just once, you're still pushing him foward. Stay away! :D
  • Tulkamir
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    That petition is ridiculous. In fact, the internet's obsession with hating on the guy is ridiculous. If you don't like his movies, don't see them. Don't try to force him to stop through some stupid online petition.

    Also, you can all fuck off about him not caring. He likes what he does. Maybe he's not good at it, but screw trying to force him to stop with something like this. It's not like he's actually hurting anyone or anything. Especially given that his movies are not that much worse than a lot of the other shit around. And his newest (Postal) is actually a pretty good movie.
  • Rhinokey
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    i love boll. id rather stop all the "movie" movies they are far far far far worse than anything boll has done.
  • Ferg
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    Tulkamir wrote: »
    Also, you can all fuck off about him not caring. He likes what he does. Maybe he's not good at it, but screw trying to force him to stop with something like this. It's not like he's actually hurting anyone or anything. Especially given that his movies are not that much worse than a lot of the other shit around. And his newest (Postal) is actually a pretty good movie.

    Haha, yah, gotta respect a guy who's primary response to critics disliking his movies is "oh yah? dont like my movies? WELL I'LL FIGHT YOU TO PROVE THEY DONT SUCK". Nevermind that he's a former boxer and only chose fat, out of shape critics to fight. I mean, it was funny to watch, but come on. If you've ever seen his movies or seen interviews, it's pretty obvious he's a hack who was in the right place at the right time.

    And I do think he's hurting things: he's giving video game movies a really shitty reputation, thus making it less likely for future video game adaptations to be funded by major studios.

    Anyway, didn't he already get disowned by all the major movie studios? Banished back to realm of indy and foreign films? The only thing that could possibly come of this is giving him more publicity....
  • danr
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    who? Oh, someone who's made films based on games, that people don't like cos the films are a bit shit, and game fans are often snivelling little dickheads who'd get precious about their own turds if someone put them in a dvd case

    quick, lets show interest
  • Keg
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  • aesir
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    Keg wrote: »
    http://kotaku.com/377605/uwe-boll-responds-to-million-man-petition-look-im-not-a-fucking-retard

    no need for anything more. go to link and read what the crackpot has to say


    he is so awesome. I love that guy. I want to be him when I grow up.
  • AstroZombie
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    Yea, I wonder how many of the jack-asses that signed that petition have gone to see one of his movies in the theater and/or bought and/or rented them on DVD.
  • Mark Dygert
    Hopefully this is one time that pirating movies will hurt the film industry in a good way... don't ever support the guy, if fact we shouldn't even mention him. If people really want him gone they need to make sure he stays off the radar the next time he drops into obscurity.

    I wouldn't doubt it if he created the petition himself, just to claw his way back into the lime light.
  • sinistergfx
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    sinistergfx polycounter lvl 18
    Like him or not, a petition? Dumb.

    Can we petition people to stop making art/designing stuff? As much as I'd like too... nah. That's dumb.
  • Joshua Stubbles
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    Joshua Stubbles polycounter lvl 19
    Why read it when you can hear it straight from the starfish?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWqCNmfJ1hY
  • rollin
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    he is sooo unique.. i don´t watch his movies but i love the news about him *G*
  • killingpeople
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    killingpeople polycounter lvl 18
    typing while lsitenings to uwe boll talk is hards.
  • Saidin311
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    Saidin311 polycounter lvl 11
    Rhinokey wrote: »
    id rather stop all the "movie" movies they are far far far far worse than anything boll has done.

    Too true.

    Boll gets a hate on because he's toying with established fanboy IP's. It's just a bunch of fanboys who thought they could have done a better job on their favorite video game.

    But the fact of the matter is there are a hundred movies coming out every day that suck more than his. Personally I'd rather stop the parody movies that seem to always come out. The Wayans brothers started a bad trend in those back in 2000.
  • Mark Dygert
    The only good parody, is porn... minus the parody.
  • ElysiumGX
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    He can't resign until he makes the Gears of War movie starring Jason Statham and Burt Reynolds.
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