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Apple. No means no...

Dear Apple,

Please put your plans for global domination on hold. While you're at it, stop trying to trick me into downloading your web browser. I've told your updater no 3-4 times. No means no.

Thanks,
Vig


(Its been a while since I've done this...)
Apple lacky: No one is using Safari.
Jobs: Then we need to bundle it with itunes.
Apple lacky: But we already bundle itunes with Quicktime?
Jobs: Look, I don't make the rules around here I just follow them.
Apple Lacky: ok sir... so how do we proceed with the bundling?
Jobs: First we release it with a quicktime update. Then we release it with an itunes update, followed by a quicktunes update, then another bogus itunes update. Then finally we just force delete Mozilla off users computers and replace it with Safari.
Apple lacky: We don't make quicktunes and I think, that's illegal.
Jobs: (leans over to his trash bin and listens) Whats that Hank? Ok if you say so...

30min later the Apple Lacky wakes up behind the counter at a Starbucks wearing an apron and is greeted by a long line of antsy customers. The note pinned to his chest reads "There's no i in Apple, but there's a U in Starbucks".

Seriously it's really getting annoying.

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