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person 1 You play that thing one more time, I'm gonna melt it down into hairspray.
Person 2 Let me play the other side then.
Person 1 No, Person 2 it's not a question of sides. It's a question of musical integrity.
This one will probably give it away but here it is
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Angry Patron: I'd like a plain omelet. No potatoes, tomatoes instead. A cup of coffee and wheat toast.
Food Service Professional: No substitutions.
Angry Patron: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Food Service Professional: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two a plain omelet. It comes with cottage fries, and rolls.
Angry Patron: Yea, I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want.
Food Service Professional: Well I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Angry Patron: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Food Service Professional: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you a English muffin or a coffee roll.
Angry Patron: What do you mean "you don't make side orders of toast"? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Food Service Professional: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Angry Patron: You've got bread. And a toaster of some kind?
Food Service Professional: I don't make the rules.
Angry Patron: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Food Service Professional: A number two, chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Angry Patron: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Food Service Professional: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Angry Patron: I want you to hold it between your knees.
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person 1 You play that thing one more time, I'm gonna melt it down into hairspray.
Person 2 Let me play the other side then.
Person 1 No, Person 2 it's not a question of sides. It's a question of musical integrity.
Quote 3
Angry Patron: I'd like a plain omelet. No potatoes, tomatoes instead. A cup of coffee and wheat toast.
Food Service Professional: No substitutions.
Angry Patron: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes?
Food Service Professional: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two a plain omelet. It comes with cottage fries, and rolls.
Angry Patron: Yea, I know what it comes with, but it's not what I want.
Food Service Professional: Well I'll come back when you make up your mind.
Angry Patron: Wait a minute, I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelet, no potatoes on the plate. A cup of coffee and a side order of wheat toast.
Food Service Professional: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast. I'll give you a English muffin or a coffee roll.
Angry Patron: What do you mean "you don't make side orders of toast"? You make sandwiches, don't you?
Food Service Professional: Would you like to talk to the manager?
Angry Patron: You've got bread. And a toaster of some kind?
Food Service Professional: I don't make the rules.
Angry Patron: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelet, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee.
Food Service Professional: A number two, chicken sal san. Hold the butter, the lettuce, the mayonnaise, and a cup of coffee. Anything else?
Angry Patron: Yeah, now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules.
Food Service Professional: You want me to hold the chicken, huh?
Angry Patron: I want you to hold it between your knees.
If none has it by tommarow I'll put a new movie but someone must know this one -.-
-caseyjones
jees I didnt think this would be that hard it was an excelent and I though well known film