I'm paraphrasing here, it's not an exact quote:
Character 1: "Alright, I'll get you your money... but do you know what's going to happen if you don't get the President of the United States on the phone?"
Character 2: "What?"
Character 1: "You're going to have to answer to the Coca-Cola company."
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mine will hopefuly be obscure and bizzar