worst movie of the year i have seen.
sublime tool
NAtional Treasure 2. i rarely get out of the cinema without beeing entertained, but this movie just made me feel stupid , pick up all cliches possible and throw them in. seriously, it was BAD.
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Red line was the ****tiest "movie" I've heard then seen this year imo...had to actually see it to be convinced.
Gav
I don't usually watch block busters and this reminded me why.
Johny: how could you not smell that pile of turds from miles away? stop believing the lies!!!!!!
Worst movie of the year was 300. If you disagree to the extent of lauding it the extent of it being one of the *best of the year, it clearly shows that your morals and social perception are all askew. This makes you more likely to be a paedophile than most people you meet. You fuckin nonce
I liked Spiderman 3, and National Treasure. And I'm going to see National Treasure 2. So POOP ON YOU.
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im with u buddy!
Alex
I would have walked out if I wasn't with a girl that wanted to see all of it.
Pureed Carrots FTW
movie preview was cool though. THIS IS SPARTAAAAA.
Then again, I'm not an awesome internet pro pretending to be a hardcore movie reviewer, so what do I know. I also thought Gigli wasn't that bad.
While I don't think 300 was horrible, I don't think it was a great movie either. Pretty, but not really good (like "Gladiator" good).
If I met Gerard Butler I would have taken a bite of a cupcake and told him "This is delicious!"
As for National Treasure 2-- dude, it's Nick Cage! How could you expect any better?
You guys suck
also liked the first one!
i mean. its a jerry bruckheimer movie! you know what to expect. if you dont like it, might as well dont go.
as for me, movies is a place to relax and shut my brain off. i just want to leave the movie with the feeling the moview was worth it and by worth it, i mean entertainning
That's easy.
Inland Empire by David Lynch.
Such a total piece of shit wasteful movie. People kept walking out of the theatre, and I felt like gouging my eyes out halfway through.
Lynch is usually good. Mulholland Drive was awesome, and I've seen it 3 times and loved it every time. Inland Empire on the other hand. There's no excuses. Don't even try to defend this movie, because you will only come off sounding as stupid as people defending the final solution.
National Treasure 2 = 35% on RottenTomatoes
http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/national_treasure_book_of_secrets/
Jesse James = 75% on RottenTomatoes
http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/10005911-assassination_of_jesse_james_by_the_coward_robert_ford/
Usually I find RottenTomatoes to be at least a fair indication of how "good" a movie is since they average a whole bunch of reviews. I think a movie averaging above 70% is much more likely to be a good movie than one averaging below 40% ... then again there's no accounting for taste
but dont take my word or rottentomatoes if you can even find anyone brave (or stupid) enough to show it I dare you to watch it all, all 2 hours and 40 minutes of drawn out silence and blank stares. If you can your a braver man than me.
it was nothing like 1 or 2
my god, that was *chronic. Lots of films with too much to fit into the running time just become a sprawling mess, a hack edit where they try loads but nothing really comes off. Even though there was plenty to get stuck into, this didn't even bother trying, and just dawdled from one random episode to the next until the film ran out. And shit! We forgot to put venom in, shall we reshoot and recut? Nah bollocks to that, just drop him in at the end. Roll credits.
As bad as 300? Dunno. Spidey was actually probably worse, but i saw 300 in a cinema and therefore couldn't start up a conversation about frogs during the last 20 minutes cos i was so numbingly bored. At least i could do that last night
And can someone get kirsten dunst a comfortable bed and just let her get some sleep, already? She really, really needs it
Aliens vs Predator 2
good god I hate that film. Why the hell did he strip off his armor to fight? Oh I have plenty more vitriol towards the film but that part made me actually laugh out loud.
I even liked the first one so its not as if my bad film threshold is low.
Oh and 300 just sucked all over the show.
To bring some happy to this thread of cinema dismay, I saw Meet The Robinson over the weekend which was surprisingly good in a light-hearted sort of way.
The assassination of Jesse James by Coward Robert ford, is Fcking Good. Its not an action western like 3:10 to yuma (and that rock too) but more of a @documentary Ish@, Very good.
i liked nationa tresure 1 and 2 and look forward to the third one.
its a pop corn movie just like i like them.
no need to think much just enter the cinema andshut brain off. i like that.
if i wanted to think i would go see a lecture on physics