Yo Mama' jokes...

indian_boy

Hey, i (for some strange reason) wanted to make a collection of "yo mama' " jokes... gonna need some help with this cuz the only ones i remember for now are:

- yo mama so fat, she uses mexico as a tanning bed!
- yo mama so poor, her tits are real!
- yo mama so ugly, she's only been married once!

now this isn't meant to be offensive, or anything.. but if it is, or becomes so... i would like it to be locked and deleted...

till then though: help in making the collection grow (lol)!

Snowfly

hey not to be a prude but i find this to be in bad taste, although i love hanging out with my bro when he starts telling them.

google up, there's plenty of yo mama joke lists around the net.

low odor

"YO momma is so fat, someone said it was chillie outside..and she ran out with a spoon"

Matabus

Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

CheapAlert

your momma's so fat you can hardly see her because she's exceeding the clipping range of the preview viewport

Jarrod1937

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your momma's so fat you can hardly see her because she's exceeding the clipping range of the preview viewport

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by far the best! (that would be prety fatt... lol).

rebb

Yo momma's so fat, she has two other fat mommas orbiting her.

chinups

Your momma's so fat.....after sex... she smokes ham!

Japhir

your momma is so phat that one day she was on the beach and animal activists tried to push her back into the sea!



(made that up myself )

The3DGuy

yo momma so fat that she is unattractive.

www.yourmom.com thread over.

Japhir

that link is dead...

steady

your momma so fat she has two watches, one for each time zone

greenj2

Yo momma's so dumb she looks behind her before she hits the backspace key.

low odor

YO momma is so Ugly Yo, Gramamma had to tie a porkchop around her neck to get the dog to play with her

Hunter

Yo Mama's so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil..

Yo Mama's so fat when she takes a bath she leaves a ring around the lake..

moose

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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

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lol

Joao Sapiro

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u6vJGBSg5Q

HonkyPunch

Your mama is so fat that she imploded, creating a blackhole no yo' momma joke could escape from, thus destroying "humor" as america's youth knows it.

Tumerboy

yo mama's so fat she uh. . . had a heart attack . . .

. . . crap. . . nm I'm no good at these.

Justin Meisse

Yo mama's so fat, she has more folds than an origami accordian

Ozymandias

Yo mama's so fat, her measurements aren't in inches, they're in light years.

indian_boy

damn... some real good ones poppin' up over here!
sory u feel that way though snowfly...

hmm here's a new one:
- ur momma's so fat, before she was born, earth WAS the centre of the universe!

Slum

Your mother is so fat, she is probably quite overweight.

genuine90

yo mama is so fat, the UN counts her as a nation
yo mama is so fat, a hurricane warning been issued to whereever she is going.
yo mama is so fat, she has her own gravity.