Dominance War II - doc rob
polycounter lvl 19
Viscount Dorf Biedermeier was raised by distant Afrikaner relatives in southern Botswana. As a young man, he stalked alongside his Great Uncle - a game park guide - and studied the animals of the bush. It was from the crafty mongoose that he learned the art of stealth, and from the steele-eyed bushbaby that he learned patience.
During the opening volleys of the first Domination War, he returned to his barony in Germany to assume his family's estate and inherited the title of Viscount. He enlisted under General Roderick Murder of Polycount. The War was hellish for Biedermeier, and Murder oversaw his transmogrification into a twisted shit-stain of a soul.
Biedermeier was left hollow at the war's end and spent his next hundred years experimenting with and improving upon his self-designed frankensteined sniper rifles. He tested them by castrating the citizens of his barony at range, and his life was extended by drinking a tonic of their shattered crotchal remains mixed with Alpenkrauter. Now, at the start of the second Domination War, the Viscount Biedermeier steps forward to slaughter the filthy hordes of CgChat and their foul bretheren.
During the opening volleys of the first Domination War, he returned to his barony in Germany to assume his family's estate and inherited the title of Viscount. He enlisted under General Roderick Murder of Polycount. The War was hellish for Biedermeier, and Murder oversaw his transmogrification into a twisted shit-stain of a soul.
Biedermeier was left hollow at the war's end and spent his next hundred years experimenting with and improving upon his self-designed frankensteined sniper rifles. He tested them by castrating the citizens of his barony at range, and his life was extended by drinking a tonic of their shattered crotchal remains mixed with Alpenkrauter. Now, at the start of the second Domination War, the Viscount Biedermeier steps forward to slaughter the filthy hordes of CgChat and their foul bretheren.
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Can't wait to see what you make of this!
Dorf doesn't need to look stealthy. He can explode your crotch from 6 miles out.
crotches everywhere are terrified
even though youre my boss, expect no mercy.
haha
THE ARCHER AND THE LION
An archer went up into the hills to get some sport with his bow, and all the animals fled at the sight of him with the exception of the lion, who stayed behind and challenged him to fight. But he shot an arrow at the lion and hit him, and said, "There, you see what my messenger can do. Just you wait a moment and I'll tackle you myself." The lion, however, when he felt the sting of the arrow, ran away as fast as his legs could carry him, A fox, who had seen it all happen, said to the lion, "Come, don't be a coward. Why don't you stay and show fight?" But the lion replied, "You won't get me to stay, not you. Why, when he sends a messenger like that before him, he must himself be a terrible fellow to deal with."
Give a wide berth to those who can do damage at a distance.
He enlisted under General Roderick Murder of Polycount.
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OHHHhhh, now I see why everyone is asking me if I saw this. A word of advice, "Don't piggyback the skills if you can't make the deals!" I don't know what that means, but take it to heart.
You have to finish this!