kill. repent. repeat. happy holidays.

ElysiumGX · Dec 2006

I seriously want this game!!!

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2006/12/12/MNG8TMU1KQ1.DTL

find the trailers, and reviews. hilarious.

*counts the minutes until the thread is locked*

MoP · Dec 2006

obvious gaping flaws in morality aside, apparently it's just not a very good game. probably only worth buying for joke value.

sledgy · Dec 2006

LOL wow now here's a bald-faced reality message. Well they're certainly entitled to whatever retarded opinion they can think up. I wonder what the bible will look like in another 1k years.

Psyk0 · Dec 2006

Alright, finally, a game approved by my church! "Gun 'em down and let God sort 'em out!"

Daz · Dec 2006

http://www.gamespot.com/pages/gamespace/download.php?pid=928956&sid=6156886&mode=latest

Oh boy, this thing just oozes quality from every holy orifice.

noritsune · Dec 2006

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Is it wrong to be turned on by that image?

I think I stand a surprisingly good chance of getting this game for christmas - from my bible-thumping, 75%-insane stepmother who undoubtedly thinks it would be a Good Influence on me! whee!

nitzmoff · Dec 2006

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Or it will soon? Ew, I wouldn't want to associate myself with this one...

http://www.gamespot.com/pc/strategy/leftbehindeternalforces/news.html?sid=6162556&mode=recent

ebagg · Dec 2006

Christian games look like they're all made in 1998..

Cthogua · Dec 2006

Oh man, that game looks like something I "left behind" ....floating in the bowl

Seriously, though...All that "Left Behind" shit just sickens me. Growing up I went to an Episcopal church and and Southern Baptist church, and while I in no way consider myself christian, I feel like I know enough to say that all this "Jesus the Warrior" crap and fear mongering (you don't want to get left behind little Bobby do you? Mommy and Daddy will disappear as they ascend to heaven and you will be left to be simultaneously raped and disemboweled by demons for eternity)is utterly contrary to the central message of EVERYTHING Jesus preached.