The H man(hot)- My sumea entry

Hazza

Hello friends,

Straight from aussie-australia (brisbname) here, with my religious piece from my sumea competitition, I think i nailed it here, my threat got locked at sumea(accidently locked it) but Id show you people here too!

My sumea post (vote number one (1)!)

http://www.sumea.com.au/forum/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=4096

Im also looking for game industry work, so If you need a big budget artist on a normal artists pay, please contact me at [email="banned@banned.com!"]banned@banned.com![/email]

Neo_God

I suppose the saddest thing is, is that I thought for a second that this was actually a serious character style of somekind...

low odor

The whole spheres over the Bibed technique is flawless..there is no way I could have fit all that detail into 5k

animatr

haha.....
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It's a biped....like a character studio biped...
I'm sorry, but like, no work went into this. look at the other people's entries and learn from them...they actually like modeled something. haha, and it's 5000 polies I just noticed...dear god.

animatr

in reading your post on sumea...Im really hoping this is all a joke...for everyone's sake. for the sake of humanity...

if so, bravo. you made me laugh pretty hard

Ghostscape

I think the mismatched socks are what sells the character.

fogmann

my favorite part by far is the texture on the pants though

Josh_Singh

whoa...prepare to get worked... polycount style.

retleks

Sent you an email regarding work.

Zcubed

Awesometastic! You should do a green variant with an axe and enter him in the Blizzard contest.

retleks

See teapot thread.

Hazza

Hello friends,

Thank you for the kind comments, a blizzard entry what a maximum idea, maybe like a bodybuilding orc(that would be cool)(sweatbands are cool).

Id like to clear one thing up, some people thing im using a "bipped" to build my character, my characters are build from ground up with shapes, it took me along time to get the sclumped desired look on his abbs and pecks(like rambos).

The head was a major problem for me, I tried many ways, then I thought I should just texture a sphere, It would look better(I just have away a free hint)(how to make a good head that is).

I can post tutorials if you guys want to learn how to kick ass(like rambo)just like me(without the guns), I would be more than happy to show you how I modeled it from scratch.

animatr

hell yes! tutorial please FTW! I've alwasy wanted to know how to make a good head. dude, you're the man, thanks a bunch.

PeterK

Not only am I offended, but I also think you're a complete jackass for posting this. Someone close this steaming pile.

aniceto

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The head was a major problem for me, I tried many ways, then I thought I should just texture a sphere, It would look better(I just have away a free hint)(how to make a good head that is).

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a sphere eh? i would have turbo smoothed a cube

adam

Whoa dude, hilarious post. You're 100% funny. You write funny. Your 3D work is funny. What a great member, I hope he does more.









Thanks for wasting my bandwidth, dipshit.

Hazza

Hello friends,

Why so much negative energy?(forcefield) Its realy difficult to concentate on building my skills with all this negativity, so im a bit slow, and might come across a bit strange(im from montville!), but please give me a fair shot, I think my model has a chance at number one spot with your input!

Neo_God

Yeah, getting mad at a troll is like getting mad at a cold. It 's gonna happen, and when it does happen you just can't fight it. You can just humor it and wait for it to be taken care of by the medicine and rest. Medicine and rest being one of the many moderators at Polycount. And by banning the user, it's much like building an immunity to the bug.

gauss

i'm not offended, somehow; probably because it's not a surprise to see this spammed here. in case others haven't noticed, he's been crossposting like crazy--even to forums where it doesn't fit at all, like CA.org.
it might be ok if this guy was an established member, but there seems to be no reason for his registering other than to post this model. not quite worth all the effort, really.

posting the same image twice just in case people didn't see it at the top makes the intention clear. i'm sorry to say he'll have to take his brilliant satire elsewhere.