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conte

Some combinations of words in English language are sometimes heard very funny.

Can You hear me? -Can You here me?
Manicure - money cure
I'm just asking - I am just Ass king
I have been there - I have bean there
God only knows - God only nose
Do You feel alright? - Do You feel all right?
Bye bye baby, baby good bye - Buy buy baby, baby good buy
Oh dear - Oh deer
May God be with you - May Good bee with you
Let it be - Let eat bee
Green peace - Green peas
To be or not to be?- To bee or not to bee?
Here Comes The Sun - Here Comes The Son
Johnny B. Goode - Johnny bee good
Walls and Bridges - Waltz and breeches


What you think about it?;))))

Ninjas

I think that if I didn't grow up speaking english, it would be a complete pain in the ass to learn!

ElysiumGX

I think her boobs are squishy.

Justin Meisse

sofa king

AstroZombie

I use to say "thanks slut" to people.

Thanks a lot = Thanks, slut

Either nobody ever caught it or they just never called me on it.

Toomas

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I think that if I didn't grow up speaking english, it would be a complete pain in the ass to learn!

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English is one of the easiest languages to learn.

thnom

You all must have mad accents for "thanks slut" to sound ANYTHING like thanks a lot

kat

As a fellow Yorkshireman (your sig says you're from Leeds) our accents aren't exactly the queens English in pronunciation!

[EDIT]the domain in your sig link needs updating??

thnom

haha kat, I know it isn't Queens English but hey - I love it!

Good point, i remember it but forget to check with slum..

AstroZombie

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You all must have mad accents for "thanks slut" to sound ANYTHING like thanks a lot

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Just a typical American accent. You just put the emphasis on the right syllables. I think the fact I got away with it is because it sounded close enough and anyone would doubt that a perfect stranger would say that to them. Especially since I was working as a mall retail clerk at the time.

"Thanks slut for shopping at Camelot Music"

Downsizer

so words dont rhyme in other languages, and you've never heard of homonyms?

no one typically says the alternate versions of the phrases you are comparing. we also dont pause between sylables. ass king, and asking sound completely different.

it's bad spelling you should worry about, and your sig is pretty butchered english. Should be something like;

'It's not as bad to become a grandfather as it is to be sleeping with the grandmother.'

If that is what you are trying to say I guess. No clue.

Justin Meisse

"ah, you want to see my porkfolio, here it is"
it's like fnord, people are only subconsciously aware that you said porkfolio thus confusing them.

I wish I could find a youtube or google video of Gallagher's skit on the English language

Hollowmind

fnord! I haven't read the Illuminatus Trilogy in years. I need to borrow it from my bro.