Search engines: what do you use yours for?!

Daz

So I realise tonight watching shite TV ( something I very rarely do actually ) that I am infatuated with the woman from the super cheezy overstock.com ads. Wtf is wrong with me?!

So whaddo I do? Why, google 'overstock.com woman' of course! Now I know her name, dress size, the fact that she was born in Germany in 1963 and even have an agents phone number! It occured to me how simultaneously bizarre and amazing an invention the internet is that I can just get up off my arse and find stuff out about some face I just saw on TV. Jesus Im sad.

Any similarly odd search engine tales out there?!

Sean McBride

hahahaha oh my god daz, your a card carying stalker!

i can honestly never used it for something like that but i have looked myself up a few times to see if anything comes up... because i'm just that self involved...

Daz

and she has size 10 feet wtf.

pogonip

Damn she looks good for her age * whistles * ..so when does the stalking officially begin ..ohh wait ...

Ruz

Daz, you need to get out more man

Daz

Well, she is significantly older than me and has disturbingly large feet, but I think we can still make it work.

Hah I know Ruz, been cooped up trying to finish the reel! But why do I need to get outside when I can look at Sabine Ehrenfeld over and over again?! It's all about the O! erm, yeah, you're right.

Ruz

Ruz runs off to check out the link

gauss

Daz wants to help her discover other big 'O's.

and yes, information access and retrieval available to anyone and everyone vastly outstripping what the world's greatest intelligence agents or even whole governments might have access to in the past is pretty mind boggling.

ironbearxl

Yeah Daz that O girl is drivin' me nuts!

Hot pudding pops!!!1!7

MoP

Watch yourself Daz, she has Basic Tactical Pistol listed under "Other Experience"!
3 more kills and she'll level up to Advanced...

JBoskma

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3 more kills and she'll level up to Advanced...

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lol!
Btw, Funny how those guys just name amazon.com in their ads. Naming a different company in advertisements is prohibited in the Netherlands (Europe?)

_Shimmer

google helped me to get a job, hopefully !

When I sent my appliaction to a company I liked to work I got no response for about 3 months, that bugged me.
So, with some info I had about the structure of the company, I typed in some basic keywords in google and found out the email adress of the creative director that is not listed on their homepage. Badabang, 4 days later after writing the mail I got response and they finally saw my folio.
Also I found some artist working their, pics from the studio which are rare, a lot of infos, pics from their great birthday party and much more.
Its so powerful...

Google is my all time friend..

System

jb: that rule changed a few years ago over here, though. Maybe the netherlands didn't change it, but it would seem odd for them not to follow suit.
Comparative ads are now no longer prohibited, which i think is a good thing.

Eric Chadwick

I'm with you Daz, she's hot. Well worth a quick google. I've googled old flames before, doesn't usually work though since they usually marry off to some schlep with a different name.

Eric Chadwick

Ah now I know where I saw her before... the one that looked like an ad for a porn site. What a cheap shot. But she sure did look hot caressing that straw.
http://buy.overstock.com/ostk_variety.mov

malcolm

My strangest google search was typing my own name in and the very first link was info about myself, what a surprise that was.

HonkyPunch

Vagina monologues...???
Dear lord. She IS a porn star. I knew it from the second i saw her with that straw and the tennis racket.

Weiser_Cain

She annoys me as well.
Porn/image searches. almost all the reffrences I still don't use com from google searches.
A quoted search for my name turns up nothing.
I wear womens size ten(mens size 8) shoes in converse only. In my work boots I wear a size ten and a half.

Daz

oh wait, I am such a shoesize noob. So there is a different scale for women?! I had no idea. So her feet are normal after all. yay!

shotgun

HOT

i'd do her!
heck, i'd do you too daz! you rock!

i once tried googling yo mama, daz
she's pretty hot too
lol

seriously u get awesome results

Weiser_Cain

Red x's are awesome.

Dukester

A woman's 10 is still smaller than a man's 10 isn't ?
Where does it say how old she is?

I google for hot TV chicks all the time, thinking I am the first one to find them. LOL NEVER!

Just last Saturday I was googling for that Jesse Combs chick on that Extreme4x4 show.

I google anything at any given time. I am a googler!

The3DGuy

DaZ i would hit it

KeyserSoze

I do random google searches all the time (don't have a particular example worth sharing, though). Does anyone also do the same thing with Wikipedia? I can get sidetracked on that site for hours, since every page links to related pages. Just the other day, after watching Return of the Jedi, I decided to look up "Ewok" on Wikipedia just to see if there was a page for them. There is.


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Vagina monologues...???
Dear lord. She IS a porn star. I knew it from the second i saw her with that straw and the tennis racket.

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I'm not sure if you're joking or really don't know, but the "Vagina Monologues" is an off-Broadway play. It's not a porno.

ElysiumGX

I look for naked pictures of everyone. Even you. Yes, you. And your mom.

Keg

suprised you still have your vision after that

Daz

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i once tried googling yo mama, daz
she's pretty hot too
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that would be a neat trick mate, since she remarried long ago and we no longer share the same last name! But she IS hot tho, and only like, 2 years older than me or something!

and dude, wtf *is* that jpeg?!

thanks for finding the link to the tennis outfit Eric! yummy!

Nilium

Let's see, I had 30gb of furry porn up until a couple nights ago when I found out I had only 6gb of space left across my two 200gb hard drives. So I deleted it.

All of it was found via some search engine. Typically Google, but sometimes you have to try different ones to get good results.

STOP STARING AT ME.