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The real reason Duke Nukem Forever isn't out yet

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Chuck Norris promised a Gypsy that he would eat San Francisco when Duke Nukem Forever is released. That's why it has been pushed back so many times.

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  • KeyserSoze
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    There's a similar one of these "random fact" things for Vin Diesel, isn't there? This is funnier though, because Chuck Norris is way cooler/funnier than Vin Diesel. Ever since Conan O'Brien started showing Walker Texas Ranger clips, my friends and I watch WTR from time to time and have a good laugh.

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    Chuck Noris' famous slowmo rounndhouse kick isn't actually slow mition at all. Due to his amazing muscle control developed throughdaily kagel excercises, Chuck Noris can litterally squeeze air with his butt muscles, thus suspending him on a jet stream of air. The fact that his opponents and surroundings all seem to be in slow motion as well is merely a mirage formed by the vapour trail.

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