GROUNDBREAKING STUDY!

MoP

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/4317528.stm

Who'd have thought it! This is all news to me! Up until now, I thought all Australians ate shrimp from the "barbie", and rounded up their huge flocks of sheep while riding their kangaroos!

You'll be telling me next that all people from Glasgow like to knife strangers at the drop of a hat, and get drunk every single night!

...wait, that one's true

Justin Meisse

Crocodile Dundee tought me everything I know about Australians: they carry big ass knives and don't know what a bidet is.

Dukester

Mop, stop being so phlegmatic!

Soul_Reaper

Crocodile Dundee is to Australia what Zangief is to Russia.

ElysiumGX

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I thought all Australians ate shrimp...

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prawn

Daz

God that sarcasm in your tone is so terribly bloody predictably British MoP!!!

jzero

No matter how many studies they do to try and disprove it, it's still true that everybody who lives someplace else talks with a funny accent.

/jzero

ElysiumGX

Look at MoP. He's all "cheerio! pip pip! bloody hell you wankas. You ought a be stuffed with nails, you ought!"

So Canadians don't have flapping heads and beady eyes?

MoP

I've seen a few real, live Canadians, and I can safely say they do not have flapping heads and beady eyes.

danr

has anyone ever seen a british bloke, at a train station, with a bowler hat, umbrella and newspaper?

I have, it was *weird

Sean McBride

hahaha, i love you guys! ;D

Apparently I'm assertive. :X

Daz

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I've seen a few real, live Canadians, and I can safely say they do not have flapping heads and beady eyes.

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they say 'aboat' instead of 'about' too goddamit!

and yes danr I have!

MoP

I saw a guy standing at Edinburgh station one time, wearing a really dark red suit and tailcoat, with matching top hat. He had a small pile of 3 matching suitcases, a cane, and a little twirly moustache and beard.

I guess he must have been going to some sort of convention or something, but he looked awesome!

Justin Meisse

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I saw a guy standing at Edinburgh station one time, wearing a really dark red suit and tailcoat, with matching top hat. He had a small pile of 3 matching suitcases, a cane, and a little twirly moustache and beard.

I guess he must have been going to some sort of convention or something, but he looked awesome!

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awesome, I'm going to start dressing like that!

flaagan

ZED BRUSH! anyone use it?

Rick Stirling

That was me. I was going to a Victorian Serial Killer meeting. The suitcases were full of prostitutes.

Toomas

The ground is completly shattered!
Who is going to fix it now, huh??

edit: i think we are in a utter need of a reservoir for stereotypical people!!

Eric Chadwick

Xenophobia is a pain in the ass.

MoP

flaagan, I use Zed Brush.

Kevin Johnstone

I prefer Zee Brush, it matches zee pen and zee mouse.

r.

Justin Meisse

woah now people, do not speak of the brush that should not be named.

KMan

And, what about zee germans? I prefer them 9 times out of 10.

Keg

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I've seen a few real, live Canadians, and I can safely say they do not have flapping heads and beady eyes.

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they say 'aboat' instead of 'about' too goddamit!

and yes danr I have!

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it's aboot not aboat... as in it's aboot time I got me anoter beer eh?

Daz

Funny, cos I always thought it was aboot too. But when I listen carefully to the Canucks around me at work, it actually sounds much closer to 'aboat' to me!

MoP

Yeah Daz, if I say "a boat", it sounds a lot more Canadian than if I say "a boot"... then it just sounds Geordie

Weiser_Cain

I have a question. Are all europeans druggies 'cause I was going to start saying they are.

MoP

Sure, every last one is on hard drugs.

Toomas

Our whitebread is not made out of wheat but pure heroin and coated with fine cocaine powder.
Sometimes ecstasy or mushrooms are added like you add rasins.

We just love our whitebread and eat nothing else ever.