Duke Nukem Forever 120205 release date

tpe

Just to add to AZs post, they didnt like what he was saying so decided to announce it for the second of december.

anyone falling for it?

http://www.theinquirer.net/?article=26676

www.bluesnews.com

tpe



Cant beleive my eyes

gauss

believe nothing that ain't from the horse's mouth, how many thousands of times will we have to relearn this lesson?

KeyserSoze

So only 118200 more years to go, huh? I would've guessed at least double that.

Soul_Reaper

Please please please please please please please please be real!!!

KDR_11k

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Reviewer: ryley22345 from england
you cannot pre-order the game. If you see some online store saying "We are taking pre-orders", they're just trying to get your money (they usually also make up their own supposed "insider release date info", too). There is no release date set, we are not taking pre-orders for the game. End of story.
The release date of this game is "When it's done". Anything else, and we mean anything else is someone's speculation. There is no date. We don't know any date. If you have a friend who claims they have "inside info", or there's some game news site, or some computer store at the mall who claims they know - they do not. They are making it up. There is no date. Period.

And yes, we know the game has taken a long time. There's no possible joke you could make about the game's development time that we haven't already heard.

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arshlevon

in reguards to amazon.com
"...it's not its style and the customers can sue if it fails."
this is so true.. i don't see amazon.com playing a giant prank on the whole world when it can loose millions of dollars in lawsuits..bad budiness isnt amazons style..

b1ll

"1) Release dates. This includes the latest magazine or website article that claims to know an insider who knows when. They don't. Simple as that. Also, ignore ALL release dates unless you hear them from us. This includes EB Games, Amazon, or anywhere else. We will tell you when it's getting really close, and we will tell you when it's done. We promise."

Taking from 3drealm site. k thanks!

Moz

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It is never coming out, because it does not exist

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Taken from common sense.

_Shimmer

Besides the facts that 3DRealms hasn announced anything, amazon sucks and all, this wouldn´t make any sense. They would like need about 3-6 months of advertising and promoting to scale up the fucking hype about duke till release...

oh maaaaaan.

Josh_Singh

I think it might be some sort of messup. everyone knows DNF will be out about the same time Jesus comes back.

gauss

Moz: just like Prey, right?

pogonip

Seeing as we have not seena single screen shot or movie or anything in years I find this very hard to believe ....in fact im far more confident Santa Claus is coming in December.

Gmanx

Poor Santa Claus.....his sack will be fit to burst by then 0o0

DNF = Snowball in Hell

Blaizer

We will get the chance to play again with Duke Nukem?
i wish..

malcolm

On a somewhat related note, I randomly came across a release date for team fortress 2 on the eb web site. There are some funny user comments there so I will share them. Oh yeah and the feature list for tf2 is funny as well since it's so outdated.

9/02/05
GAME HAS A NEW TITLE
"This game has a new title: Duke Nukem Forever 2

7/26/05
TF2 IS ALREADY OUT.
Except people call it Battlefield 2 and it's AWESOME!!!

http://www.ebgames.com/ebx/product/219676.asp

PaK

My fav has always been Duke Nukem: Whenever

rawkstar

this is not coming out....

Malekyth

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in fact im far more confident Santa Claus is coming in December.
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Poor Santa Claus.....his sack will be fit to burst by then 0o0

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Am I keying in on the intended humor of these two posts, or is my mind just too wrecked to be allowed to survive?