Bestest mouse idea ever

Toomas · Aug 2005

What if you made a mouse thats like a boob, it would be soft and nice and buttons would be behind the softness.
Hawken can you enlight me if there allready are such things in Japanland?

PS. im sorry i made you guys/girls read this

JO420 · Aug 2005

http://www.jlist.com/IMAGE/dickq

Just about,this is one of those stress relief things you squeeze,all it needs is the mouse integrated into it. NSFW

Raven · Aug 2005

I'd suggest getting out more, then you won't need the desktop version.

ElysiumGX · Aug 2005

yeah, get a girlfriend noob. have her sit on your lap and she can left/right click depending on which of her boobs you squeeze. that's what I do.

HonkyPunch · Aug 2005

errr......moo?

Toomas · Aug 2005

With real girl you can do so much more, like put tiny little switches under her skin and tattoo keyboard on her.

Damn should have gone to study bio-mechanics instead of civil engineering.
Im so bloody stupid its unbelivable.

CheapAlert · Aug 2005

does it have forcefeedback support for porn apps

aesir · Aug 2005

Im afraid in Japan, this is all that you'll be seeing:

http://media.putfile.com/spot531

JO420 · Aug 2005

lol i wonder what he puts in her USB ports??

acc · Aug 2005

I've seen a little pad shaped like two boobs that you use to lay your wrist in between when using a mouse, for... support.

I was thinking I had seen a boob mouse before but no, I think the pad is all. Shocking, really, if no one has done it before.

Bestest mouse idea ever

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