Brilliant Justification for a nude patch

KDR_11k

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2005/05/27/tecmo_drops_ninjahacker_suit/page2.html

Read the last section (The Bikini Bottom-Line). I had to laugh at the claims the writer makes there. Sorry, but a nude patch as a social commentary?!? I can pretty much gurantee that a social commentary was the last thing on the minds of those creating the nude patches.

skankerzero

pointless without pics!!!

rooster

Yes, show us some social commentary!

ElysiumGX

The real social commentary is that people, ooops I mean sexually deprived nerds, actually buy these stupid games just because of the digital female body parts. So the whole lawsuit is ridiculous. What's the difference between a thong bikini, and nothing at all? Exposing all but a small portion forces more attention to those areas, the nude patch only helps the geeks jerk off faster.

Jes

That just made me laugh BIGTIME!

Toomas

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What's the difference between a thong bikini, and nothing at all?

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The difference is the dreaded Ao rating

ryan77

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The real social commentary is that people, ooops I mean sexually deprived nerds,

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Or just.. males.
You dont have to be sexually deprived to enjoy scantily clad (or patched naked) digital women playing volleyball, there is a lot of humor involved in it as well. Ive even played it with my girlfriend.

KDR_11k

With or without nude patch?

And I think we should ask SR to post his screenshot collection of the patched version...

sundance

i had a nude patch for RTCW for a short time. i couldn't get horny from it. i kept thinking about a)how crap the women looked with the little pouches still on their waist from the belts and their collars sticking out of their necks and b)how cold they would be standing around in an old church like that... i deleted it cos it was too distracting. (thinking of them being cold that is...)

Jes

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Or just.. males.
You dont have to be sexually deprived to enjoy scantily clad (or patched naked) digital women playing volleyball

[/ QUOTE ] True, but it helps...

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i had a nude patch for RTCW for a short time. i couldn't get horny from it. --- i deleted it cos it was too distracting. (thinking of them being cold that is...)

[/ QUOTE ]Yeah... Unless those poly-bags are animated in a certain *cough* way, then there's nothing to get sweaty over...

John Warner

http://www.dazereader.com/videogamesex.htm

pics on that page..

ElysiumGX

I prefer this pic of Kasumi nude ingame.

CheapAlert

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I prefer this pic of Kasumi nude ingame.

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that's hot

KDR_11k

Lemme guess... It's one of those sites that scream "Look everybody, I'm browsing porn", or something to that effect?

MoP

Considering it links to a Flash file, I'd find that highly likely.