Odd Things, Recently Overheard

Malekyth

Just now: "please fucking WORK, you cock-snausage!!"

sundance

snausage? wtf?

Ryno

Snausages are a dog treat here in the US. They had a whole series of catchy little commercials.

I'm guessing that snausages didn't make it over to the UK.

jzero

Snausages are a brand of dog treats.

{geek on}
It's worth pointing out here that the original Snausages commercial in the US was a strange homage to Terry Gilliam. In the famed 'Dinsdale Pirhana' bit from Monty Python, a giant Gilliam-animated hedgehog is seen peeking out from behind English landmarks, calling "Dinns-dale!" repeatedly. The Snausages commercial had a cartoon dog calling for the new snack in exactly the same way. "Snausages!"
{geek off}

ElysiumGX

"why would you want to move into an apartment near Raleigh? I thought you were smarter than that. you know, I've made some pretty dumb decisions in my life, because of women."

Daz

from about 5 minutes ago: "His mouth bag is looking good! I have it running if you want to come and check it out"

Redlemons

"I'm gonna go and read some gay books."

Mishra

"the subscriber passed out on the toilet!"

jzero

"They stopped the lipids and the epi, and they're pushing more IDP. They'll get the furosemide drip going to get her fluids positive, get the wet out of her lungs and get her sats back up."

Actually, this wasn't overheard, it was said to my face.

/jzero

Moz

*silence*

I'm lonely.

HonkyPunch

just lately? "fag" all day at school.

Moz

If people call you a fag tell them that they need to get that condom out of their ass because it's making them act like a vagina.
After that just tell them to talk to the guidance councilor to deal with their repressed homosexuality.
Just keep those rolling and remember not to be emotional, just be cool about it and they'll piss off after awhile, though it's been like a decade since I've delt with bullies.

KDR_11k

"And in 312, christiany became the official religion of the roman empire."
"Would that be 312 BC or AD?"

Frank

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Just now: "please fucking WORK, you cock-snausage!!"

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I have a strong feeling that you heard this because you said it.

Frank the Avenger