Ouch

mr.toast

http://www.uselessjunk.com/modules.php?name=News&file=article&sid=1530


never spray febreeze on a fat kid playing the computer

adam

Hahahaha idiots.

Malekyth

In the unlikely event that this prosthetic-looking scissor wound is real, I'm on the fat kid's side. My roommate's friend was messing with me while I was trying to sleep once, and I'd grown sick enough of it to grab the nearest hurlable item -- a hairbrush -- and fling it at him more or less blindly. It nearly severed his earlobe! I felt somewhat bad about it, and he felt even worse, but I was not messed with again.

Violence IS the answer.

joolz8000

Hmm. No blood? No screams? Right or wrong, deserved or not, if I had a pair of scissors sticking out of my arm I'd be far, far less calm about it. It's a pretty good fake, but I'm calling bullshit on the acting alone.

ElysiumGX

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Same here. They just happen to have a camera, and filming. And after the throw, just happen to keep filming. And the fat kid just happens to have great aim. And the dumbass has no blood, and would rather run his mouth than pull the scissors out.

Kirin

Yeah ... I think it's fabricated. I'm sure there would be blood. Unless this guy enjoys pain for a living, I'm sure there would be some screaming, too.

mr.toast

people do have delayed reactions though when something like that happens to them, for example my cousin was a construction worker and he was working with some kind of table saw or something,one day he sawing up a piece of wood, he somehow cut his fingers right off, and he didnt even notice anything was wrong and kept on working, until he saw there was blood everywhere

Nerd Groupie

Everybody picks on the fat kid.

Ryno

Actually, I've seen people get stuck in similar ways, and there's not always blood immediately. Of course, when they pull out the offending nail/scewdriver/scissors, it really starts gushing.

hawken

I'd go with it being real

Mojo2k

i hate a big stab on the side of my hand, and it didnt bleed at all, and really didnt hurt that bad (till the doc started poking popsicle stick in the wound.

but i still just think its a fake, nothing funny on the internet is real.. its just a bunch of people trying to be the next star wars kid by accidently getting caught on camera doing stupid stuff

Daz

I can buy the fact that there's no blood. But the fact that impact occurs off camera, and the fact that they happened to be filming? Nah, bollocks. This is fake.

shotgun

Oh my fucking god.

That doesn't look too good boy,
better have those scissors checked,
I think you've got a stupid college boy around your scissors!

Thegodzero

hahaha, i have done shit like that before... Onetime i stabed myself in the cest with a boxutter, when the box decided to give way after a hard part. It didnt even bleed. And my friend sliced his leg open with scissors while cutting a box. Hes got a great scar from that. Another great one was when i pulled a handfull of my friends hair out with gyro top. He did the same to me rite after, hurt like a mother. Lastly i had my hand lit on fire, burning off all the hairs.

JDinges

tgz, your mother must be proud!

Actually i've had my hand cut open before and there was hardly any blood at all. And I'm talkin you could see the muscles in my hand, had to get like 10 stiches. Didn't bleed one bit.

But still, it very possible it's faked.

mr.toast

one thing that got me to believe its fake is the sound effect of the scissors being thrown, it sounds like someone dubbed that noise in or something, then agian i dont know what scissors being thrown fast is supposed to sound like