Disturbing net ads (nws?)

CheapAlert · Jan 2005

This is for "Jamster".

Came across this first time today :X

NOW WHY THE HELL DOES THIS LITTLE CHIBI ALIEN THING NEED A SMALL DICK IN ADVERTISING

adam · Jan 2005

Your attention to penis lately is concerning.

Neo_God · Jan 2005

You know it's funny, because I noticed that on a commerical, because it seems all I see anymore are these annoying ass Jamster commericals.

JDinges · Jan 2005

Same here, saw it on TV the other day and couldn't believe it. There's some serious secondary motion on his unit..

CheapAlert · Jan 2005

I don't watch TV anymore, but wtf, they seriously smuggled alien nudity on a tv too?

omfg!

I smell a new snopes article

Josh_Singh · Jan 2005

It's funny I actually remember this little guy was on the front page of cgtalk like a year ago.

swampbug · Jan 2005

im glad he has a penis. We needs ta get over this whole nudity thing. Europe seams has a handel on it. :P

I wish the US was more like that.

Mishra · Jan 2005

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You know it's funny, because I noticed that on a commerical, because it seems all I see anymore are these annoying ass Jamster commericals.

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yes i know. do those make you want to gouge your eyes out with a rusty spork aswell? because i know they make me want to.

ElysiumGX · Jan 2005

is the whole "the annoying thing" animation being shown on TV.
I have the video with this guy from cgtalk a while back.

This thread is sorta ironic coming from you Cheap. And only guys are responding. Do I detect envy?

Mishra · Jan 2005

its not so much the image of it, just the annoying annoying noises on the commercial with the idiocy of them.

MacD · Jan 2005

Tell it like it is, Mishra! We have those things over here too (used to have the fat purple hippo); at least they're better than the cockroaches...but when cockroaches is what you're compared to, it kinda tells you what class you're in

CheapAlert · Jan 2005

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This thread is sorta ironic coming from you Cheap.

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The thing is I don't like (humuliatingly) small cock; only big (gargoyle) cock.

Mishra · Jan 2005

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Tell it like it is, Mishra! We have those things over here too (used to have the fat purple hippo); at least they're better than the cockroaches...but when cockroaches is what you're compared to, it kinda tells you what class you're in

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that reminds me also: they have this commercial with a dancing, singing blue rhino which totally rips off the purple thong song hippo.

Makk · Jan 2005

AHHHH! those annoying jamster mobile ads are shown over here as well. They're taking over the world!

Rick Stirling · Jan 2005

I remmebr a afew years ago when the animation came out. It was well done. Now I see it on TV all the time, and I hate it.

And someone on the bus the other night had the "Keraaazy Frog!" ringtone. They are seriously looking for a kicking.

EarthQuake · Jan 2005

That shit makes me want to punch a hole in my tv, its on like 37 times a day on every channel. The SirMixAlot song also sucks bigtime.

JKMakowka · Jan 2005

And the sad thing is... it all started here in Germany... we have these annoing adds (the company here is called Jamba... but it is the same and was founded here too) for years... on channels like MTV it is almost the exclusive commercial by now (in lots of different variations, wait for the cute little yellow chicken to arrive

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Do they also cheat people into getting some sort of contract that forces you to buy ringtones every month?

It really is the worst of the worst... if I ever get my hands on a nuclear-warhead, I am going to exterminate their headquarters

KDR_11k · Jan 2005

I don't think you need a nuke to wipe out the basement that operation is run from... If I had a nuke I'd have different priorities (I apologize to those living in Redmond, WA in advance).

MoP · Jan 2005

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4210407.stm

I haven't seen or heard of this before... maybe this says something about my TV-watching habits.

bearkub · Jan 2005

I have never seen this ad either.

JKMakowka · Jan 2005

As a self experiment I just watched the music channel VIVA for half an hour (while cooking dinner) and they had TWO breaks for commercials each lasting about 10 minutes AND THERE WAS NO OTHER COMMERCIAL THAN THOSE RINGTONE COMMERCIALS!!! Mostly from Jamba, but also a few from Zed.
I am not kidding, I swear this is 100% true.

sundance · Jan 2005

someone should make a UT2K4 model of the li'l snekker so we can all blow the li'l bastid away, run him over and stuff...

Weiser_Cain · Jan 2005

That's funny since I thought the cock on you last gargoyle was too small and I had planned to put a nice fat cock on the gargoyle I drew but thought it tasteless to have a foot long cock on a four foot guy so just left him neutered...

CheapAlert · Jan 2005

ElysiumGX · Jan 2005

sad to live in a society where you are defined by your ringtone. is all hope lost?

there should be a new program for grade schools. say NO to television.

The3DGuy · Jan 2005

i have a ninja turtles ringtone. i am super cool.

Hooker with a Penis · Jan 2005

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We needs ta get over this whole nudity thing.

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I don't mind nudity, but stick a weird alien on TV that raps and has a dick then I become scared.

But anyways, I wouldn't mind it if it weren't accompanied with horrible music, but it is accompanied with horrible music, and thus I look at the TV to see what the HELL is making that horrible noise.

Weiser_Cain · Jan 2005

Whys so sad cheap?

sundance · Jan 2005

therre was an article in the daily mirror today about this, 60 people have complained to the advertising standards agency after it got shown during children's tv...

JKMakowka · Jan 2005

http://kqe.de/dinks_persearch_13371687.html

had to share

KDR_11k · Jan 2005

Flush your cache and try to view that pic...

JKMakowka · Jan 2005

Yeah sorry... fixed it.

Bronco · Jan 2005

The sound to the crazy frog ad has been around for a good few years aswell check this out.....yes im insane and wet myself with laughter when i first heard this

http://www.funny-funny-pictures.com/insanity/

KDR_11k · Jan 2005

Bronco: I don't feel like enabling Flash right now but I don't need Flash to know it's one of those stupid "scream" jokes. Even Penny Arcade is funnier (and Penny Arcade is less funny than a car accident)!

Mishra · Jan 2005

actually its not. it's some stupid thing where you have to stare at the thing and not laugh. it's very old.

killingpeople · Jan 2005

i don't see a penis, you must be imagining things.

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(and Penny Arcade is less funny than a car accident)

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you take that back!!

RageUnleashed · Jan 2005

Nudity shouldn't be a big deal, period. We're born into life sucking on our mom's nipples and SURELY we all (the guys) realized there's a dangly bit between our legs after the first year out of the womb.

If that alien was doin some hardcore porn, then I'd probably think children shouldn't see that. But a little dangler wobbling around on the character? OH NOS! CLOSE J00R EYES CHILDREN!!!

Moz · Jan 2005

that flash animation is totally stolen. The original one which was just a picture of a race car was much more enteraining.

Bronco · Jan 2005

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that flash animation is totally stolen. The original one which was just a picture of a race car was much more enteraining.

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Yeah i know,I couldn't find that one though...so this had to do.

to be honest id never have noticed the dangly thing between his legs had it ot been pointed out.

john

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