The ultimate holy appliance in:
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
"Can't keep up to date with all those new Gods? Don't understand the changes in your creed?
Just can't seem to find the time to pray 15 times a day? You need an Electric Monk."
"Electric Monks believe things for you, thus saving you from this increasingly onerous task.
Don't waste your precious time on all that God-stuff when you've got more important things to do,
let an Electric Monk prepare your path to heaven. Because you're worth it."
Unfortunately this Electric Monk had developed a fault, and had started to believe all kinds of things,
more or less at random. It was even beginning to believe things they'd have difficulty believing in Salt Lake City.
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wip: nek.
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