Best recruitment letter ever

Eric Chadwick

Haha. Best recruitment letter, ever.

Hi Eric,

    I am looking to hire Two or Three Main Senior Artists. I am the CEO of ____ Interactive Games? My company developing games in unity3d. Are you looking for a, change in job? Please send me your resume? What is your current salary? These are the ending days of latter days in which the Anti Christ will rule from Europe and there are a lot migrants in Europe who are big problem especially for women.Many companies in USA and Europe are going to collaborate with my company. If you want join the gang please send me your resume.

Regards,

_____ - CEO of _____ Interactive Games Pvt Ltd.

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Neox

what the actual fuck

i mean i do get a ton of spam from recruiters not taking a minute to check my profile... but this is... wow

I think to me the worst was my own work as reference for an arttest which i HAD to make to get the job.

"can you do this?"

"I did this!"

"Oh cool, but you still have to do it for us"

PixelMasher

I wish I had some hilarious ones to share but I mostly get copy paste linkedin recruiter spam.....sometimes they even forget to change it to my name or have someone elses portfolio link they are "loving".

this is why I NEVER work with 3rd party recruiters, unless its an internal recuriter with a studio email like microsoft, naughtydog, WB (in the most recent case) chances are that email is going straight to the trash can. No way I am giving up a potential slice of my salary to be a recruiter fee  

Eric Chadwick

But what about the ending days, man? Who will protect the european women? 

NikhilR

I would love an email like this when I am top tier.

Taylor Brown

first thing on polycount i've ever shared with my wife. brilliant!

Ashervisalis

@Taylor Brown You mean you haven't shared with her any of my art? I am deeply offended.

Alex_J

I convinced my wife that you are actually the goat in your avatar, @Ashervisalis , so I don't just show her your latest artwork... everytime you make a post I show her and she is amazed.

(joking. unfortunately my wife isn't stupid. If only I had a five year old...)

rollin

Hehe.. omg this can't be serious spam. I mean.. serious spam at least tries to mimic something serious. 
On the other hand.. how can spam be more serious than this

Eric Chadwick

This guy has tried to recruit me before. Obviously ESL maybe even google translate. But this was by far the weirdest yet.