Turtle SImulator 2014 Donwload NOW!
"UE3 have GS, now CE3 got own TS2014 10/10" -PGCamer
"What lol" -modsuki
"This is amaze" -Cry-Adam
"Can you please do a youtube video??" -DGrimProductions
"I'm throwing money at the screen but nothing's happening" -Tracer
"Goat simulator had a baby with Red Dead Redemption" 13/10 - IGN
"I don't think this will work on NES" -bayreuth
Watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBBKr3I0518
https://vimeo.com/107172005
Download
http://1drv.ms/Za0ozU
Turtle simulator is a joke project made by me in early days of exploring the engine.
Now its polished (still with a lot of bugs) and ready to say Hello world!
You will take control of CryEngine 3 assets\boids\turtle.cdf that lives on created with basic\assets island.
Your gaol is to gather basic\assets\soda_cans.cgf and avoid evil basic\assets\rooster.cdf.
You must be asking yourself "Why do i need this ***** ***** * *** ***!! ** ********!!?, and I tell you why, just for fun, also its made entirely in FlowGraph.
So if your are curios\beginner this game is good example of FlowGraph capabilities.
Also it have Weather_system example setup, take a look into it.
Feature:
* Open world.
* Multiplayer up to 9762 players.
* A LOT of cut-scenes and QTE.
* RPG elements and auto aiming.
* Award winning "Pay to win" system with horse armor and more.
* Randomly generated content, right from your CPU random number generator.
* DRM that will require stable internet connection on unstable DRM servers.
Installation:
1) Unpack.
2) Click START.
Requirements:
OS: Windows Vista SP1, Windows 7 or Windows 8.1 (64bit)
Processor: Intel Dual-Core 2GHz or AMD Dual-Core 2GHz
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce 400 series or AMD Radeon
HD 6000 series
DirectX: Version 11
Hard Drive: 8 GB available space
Sound Card: DirectX Compatible Sound Card with
latest drivers
No animals were harmed during creation of this game, except me.
Yeah that is real review from PGCamer!
Replies
Hmm.
this pleases me.
Really?
-Will this support SLI?
-can we use oculus rift for this sim?
First DLC for TS2014 is out and includes:
* Launcher by Manhatten! http://www.crydev.net/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=1031989
* Horse Armor!
Waat? Horses not included?
Feckin lol!
You peeps see the world, interpret it, and satirize in a way only a true Digital Nomad, who lives on the sweet, but addicting acid that is coffee can.
This digital art, that would even change the opinion of our long passed away friend, Erbert, speaks about the fragility and moments of elation of the human pseudo-condition. The can, a mere vessel that can survive an impact so harsh against nature and it's gravitas, shows how easily we can fall, if we're tipped even slightly by organized animals, against the social regime of dietary consumption of barren soil.
The waves and their motion depict the way life is always in motion and chaos, not caring at all about the battle waging in the background, and simply washing all over our blood that we spill, just being a canvas to history to talk about.
The animals themselves are for debate, the cock, depicting the sexuality of species, as a powerful phallic symbol for lustful energy that white male excrete, under a more ethnic imagery of savagery, against their own inner and wiser instincts, about the consumerism of beverages, as they shall soon become the last resources that we can nurture ourselves with, due to the plastic penni privatization of the same resource that has stopped giving life to our seeds.
This game, NAY, PIECE OF ART! Is something truly special, and will be studied and followed... forever, and ever, Amen.