For those of us who celebrated 4th of July I want to know whether you also had strange dreams last night from the food that you ate, the way that I did.
Basically, I moved my car away from another guy's car in the Wal Mart parking lot. And he took offense to that because he thought I was insulting him when I did it. So one of his buddies, a tall white guy with a pony tail asked me what my problem was. So I got out of my car and we started glaring at each other like two pro wrestlers about to throw down.
He tried to kick me then I grabbed his leg and said I would flip him up into the air and mess him up. But then he revealed that his leg was partially mechanical and that he had metallic bird talons at the end of his foot, and so I'd better not try to do anything.
So we just glared at each other in Wal-Mart parking lot. One other thing, this guy I was about to fight was Mick Fleetwood of Fleetwood Mac. I had just listened to some of these songs on youtube before going to sleep.