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Swizzle · Apr 2014

I CAN has jorb!

I'm super happy to announce that I've just signed on with Facepunch Studios as a remote artist! I now get to sit around in my underwear all day and have beer for two out of three meals.

It wouldn't have been possible without the great folks here at Polycount, so thanks everybody!

Except that one guy. Man, seriously. Fuck that dude.

EarthQuake · Apr 2014

Yeah, I think we all know who you're talking about. Fuck that dude.

Congrats mang!

Baj Singh · Apr 2014

Congratulations fella! (Great work on your site btw).

skylebones · Apr 2014

Making art in your undies... LIVING THE DREAM!!!

Congrats man!

nazeil · Apr 2014

congrats man! that's awesome

aesir · Apr 2014

You deserve it!

Don't forget your social life though. I went insane working from home because I usually counted on the office for some social interactions.

daphz · Apr 2014

you go gurl!

wait wait, only two out of three meals? go big or go go home man.

nyx702 · Apr 2014

Finally! What took you so long?!

Tobbo · Apr 2014

Congrats!

radiancef0rge · Apr 2014

Nice Man

Torch · Apr 2014

I can't believe you only just got this job, your work rocks

Congrats!

Sean VanGorder · Apr 2014

StephenVyas · Apr 2014

Swizzle wrote: »

I now get to sit around in my underwear all day and have beer for two out of three meals.

Congrats :icon60:

Ruz · Apr 2014

well done swizzle:)

Sukotto · Apr 2014

Beer for only 2 out of 3 meals?! Man up! Beer for breakfast!(It's 5 o'clock somewhere)

But congrats!!!!

slosh · Apr 2014

Livin the dream bro...congrats!

megalmn2000 · Apr 2014

Congrats!!!

Norron · Apr 2014

Congrats dude! Knew it wouldn't take long. I'll buy you a victory beer next time we're on the same side of the country.

Also that mental image of you in your underwear just crashed Maya for me. So thanks.

Matt Fagan · Apr 2014

Haha Awesome! Congrats Xavier! I'm sure it will be loads of fun!

nathdevlin · Apr 2014

Well deserved to someone who has worked hard. Congrats Xavier.

Ferg · Apr 2014

well fuck you too then!

(also congrats)

Jeremy Mitchell · Apr 2014

You are going to sculpt so many dicks.

Swizzle · Apr 2014

Thanks guys!

aesir wrote:

social life

lol

NegevPro · Apr 2014

Hmm, I'm a frequent shitposter meaning I could be that guy. IT HAS TO BE A TIE BETWEEN ME AND MARTY HOWE!

Congratulations on getting the job though. I can't say I have fond memories of the Facepunch forums a few years back but it's nice to see people on Polycount getting hired!

.polygon · Apr 2014

congrats, hey i'm from Fremont, that's crazy.

Muzzoid · Apr 2014

Sean, where was that gif of swizzle taken? (that is far too accurate haha)

Grats bro!

Jeff Parrott · Apr 2014

YUSS! Congrats man!

D4V1DC · Apr 2014

Swizzle wrote: »

Except that one guy. Man, seriously. Fuck that dude.

Congrats, also wouldn't it be bad for an employer to see this?

Jeremy Mitchell · Apr 2014

D4V1DC wrote: »

Congrats, also wouldn't it be bad for an employer to see this?

Why?

katana · Apr 2014

Congratz Swizzle

ExcessiveZero · Apr 2014

Nice one dude

D4V1DC · Apr 2014

Jeremy Mitchell wrote: »

Why?

Thought that was a big issue here being to open about feelings, idk I could pull up that thread but it would take a while.
[guess if your in the click it doesn't matter.]

ScudzAlmighty · Apr 2014

Swizzle wrote: »

I now get to sit around in my underwear all day and have beer for two out of three meals.

You better be Instagrammin dem meals dude

Oh and congrats too... I guess

Joopson · Apr 2014

Many congrats to you, Swizzle. Love your work.

cman2k · Apr 2014

So we can now expect exceptionally high quality dicks now, right?

(also congrats lol)

PyrZern · Apr 2014

Lawl, congratz living the dream. Don't forget to exercise :P

Torch · Apr 2014

Now we can refer to you as Professor Xavier

CordellC · Apr 2014

nice, man!

JacqueChoi · Apr 2014

CONGRATS Swizzzzzzzzz

I Jelly,

Whenever I show up to work in my underwear, and start drinking beers I get told by HR about this thing called "Professional Conduct" (Whatever the hell that means).