he's a hopeless yo-yo... but he's not dead yet
polycounter lvl 19
Not sure how many folks have seen this, but I saw it again recently and, while it was only a so-so movie, it sure had a lot of interesting quotes:
"If you cooperate, you'll receive a first-class ticket to Amsterdam where you can stick your finger in a dike."
"If you cooperate, you'll receive a first-class ticket to Amsterdam where you can stick your finger in a dike."
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"Do you not know that King Kong the first was just three foot six inches tall? He only came up to Faye Wray's belly button! If God could do the tricks that we can do he'd be a happy man!"
Another quote:
"In 22 seconds, I could break your fucking spine. In 22 seconds, I could pinch your head off like a fucking insect and spin it all over the fucking pavement. In 22 seconds, I could put 22 bullets inside your ridiculous gut. What I seem unable to do in 22 seconds is to keep you from fucking up my film!"
Man1:That was the hardest thousand dollars I ever earned.
Man2: Thousand dollars? What thousand dollars?
Man1:The stunt.
Man2: The stunt pays six-fifty.
Man1: No. Chuck said the stunt paid a thousand dollars.
Man2: Chuck could have promised you the Nobel Prize. The stunt pays six-fifty.
Man1: The stunt pays a thousand dollars. Chuck told me.
If no one guesses it in a couple of hours then I replace it with an easier movie to keep things moving.
NEW FILM NEW QUOTE, this one easier:
"You didn't let me finish...because I died."
"WIPING YER BUM WITH A HOOK FOR A HAND IS REALLY HARD!"
man1: "Awesome! Could you make one of these in orange?"
man2: "I only work in black. And sometimes very, very dark gray."
Pirates - The Aardman one?