Showtime!

ScudzAlmighty

"It's over, it's over. You did great! Do you need anything? Can we get you anything?"

"Ice cream... I'd like an ice cream please."

"Okay, what flavor?"

"It doesn't matter. It's for my ass."

ArtLearner

If I was a giant nasty alien bird creature, in a department store where would i be??

ScudzAlmighty

was that a guess or are you contributing?

Steve Schulze

Hm. Something I've seen some time in the swirling mists of the distant past.

It's not Mystery Men, is it?

ScudzAlmighty

nope, but that's the right era.
ArtLearner knows what it is but I don't know if he was answering or just adding to the quotes so here's another:

"What are you gonna do?"

"We might have to amputate."

"Whoa, Doc! Don't take the leg! __ don't let them take my leg."

"Isn't there anything else you can do? He thinks he's an athlete."

"Doctor, look!"

"It's headed for his testicles."

"Take it! Take it! Take the leg!"

StephenVyas

I think Red Dwarf had the same exact gag.. man I miss that show.

ScudzAlmighty

Aw man, I lost interest by the time the final season aired but Red Dwarf was definitely the best thing on T.V. for a while And I'm pretty sure that gag's been used more than a few times.

"I'm no biologist, but how many cells do single-celled organisms have?"

"if we're going to be big important scientists you have to start to act the part."

zicoV

I'm gonna go ahead and jump in to this game and guess it's Evolution.
But it's mostly based on ArtLearners quote so I dont know if that counts ?

ScudzAlmighty

I'm gonna let it count so this doesn't drag on

and one for the road
"Great Goog-a-mooga!"