"When I'm in office it's going to be just like the 80's. The top 10% will get richer and the other 90% can emigrate to Mexico where they can get a better life."
"I can't tell you anything. He'll send somebody back to wipe out my grandparents. It'll be like I'll never existed. My mother, my father, my wife, my kids, my fucking cat!"
Man 1: "You see, I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway."
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Man 2: "Sorry, chief."
Man 3: "Looks like safe sex to me."
"Never interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."
Man 1: "You see, I'm an ambitious Harvard-educated visionary who deserves to be the most powerful man in the world and you... you're a fucking idiot who never figured out that the only way to make anything of himself with all that fancy kicking was on Broadway."
Man 2: "Thanks for clearing that up."
Wombat or Slipsius, whichever of you sees this first gets the turn